tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post3762295392245157236..comments2024-02-23T03:38:53.049-05:00Comments on The Pervocracy: Cosmocking Special Edition: Fifty Shades of Cosmocking!Cliff Pervocracyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02080142422250604406noreply@blogger.comBlogger140125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-79156468248843655062013-07-26T08:54:33.363-04:002013-07-26T08:54:33.363-04:00Of interest!Of interest!ALEX ROSShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00486256108143182139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-46150957658225459062013-05-06T20:05:42.214-04:002013-05-06T20:05:42.214-04:00"Toilet paper bondage"
God, I don't..."Toilet paper bondage" <br />God, I don't even know how to mock that. <br /><br />I don't want to sound like some conspiracy theorist, but has anyone else wondered if Cosmo might be putting out articles like this to make fetishes sound stupid and lame? Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-33080585776490919022013-04-26T01:07:17.994-04:002013-04-26T01:07:17.994-04:00That's falawfully creative!That's falawfully creative!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-57476552366612957182013-03-06T15:24:18.921-05:002013-03-06T15:24:18.921-05:00They seriously must be stuck for artices...toilet ...They seriously must be stuck for artices...toilet paper bondage? lolbondagehttp://www.smexy.co.uknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-38383897080135716142012-11-17T00:32:04.497-05:002012-11-17T00:32:04.497-05:00Cut a long strip of rice paper.
Also - buy some ba...Cut a long strip of rice paper.<br />Also - buy some ballet shoes ribbon. Gently pull one of the frayed ends till the ribbon starts coming undone in one superfine, almost fluffy thread. Those are nice because if you manage to use only one thread, they are super delicate, but if you use many they are extremely resilient. <br />Dancers must be lovers of pain.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-79191734812511849672012-11-17T00:00:56.558-05:002012-11-17T00:00:56.558-05:00DittoDittoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-36208972949260287812012-10-16T23:23:01.439-04:002012-10-16T23:23:01.439-04:00and this is what happens when writers troll the i...and this is what happens when writers troll the internet for information without fully researching.. first we get glittery vampires that turn into disco balls in the sun with emo girlfriends and now we get sexual abuse disguised as BD/SM. why dont they all call zanu and pack up the mother ship and Scientology and bad writers and fly awayAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-73916666590333488802012-09-05T00:32:53.878-04:002012-09-05T00:32:53.878-04:00I`m a guy, and were my girlfriend to slap me behin...I`m a guy, and were my girlfriend to slap me behind the thighs with a brush, I think I`d be more confused than anything else. The porn thing, irritating. Besides, I usually skip to the sex in porn (Don`t worry, I believe in foreplay and enjoy it. But porn is different. I`m usually already turned on by the time I pull out porn. I don`t need to first be tantalized by terrible acting. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-66733516167807394832012-08-28T20:50:00.540-04:002012-08-28T20:50:00.540-04:00Oh God. It'd be hell trying to explain to the ...Oh God. It'd be hell trying to explain to the folks in the ER why you brought someone in with shredded hands/feet, although I suppose 'we were just playing!' wouldn't be a lie.Apollohttp://werefallingfast.proboards.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-52328521276304117272012-07-31T06:58:25.395-04:002012-07-31T06:58:25.395-04:00Here's one I just now noticed: "Turn Him...Here's one I just now noticed: "Turn Him On From Across The Room!"<br /><br />Clap on. *clap, clap*<br />Clap off. *clap, clap*<br />Clap on, clap off, THE CLAPPER *clap,clap*Laurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15116805850923318070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-15008804982555287372012-07-25T23:34:25.459-04:002012-07-25T23:34:25.459-04:00Also the photos don't show up anymore because ...Also the photos don't show up anymore because you are apparently too popular :)Beanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09429940640994781186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-57547928863220223052012-07-25T23:32:59.277-04:002012-07-25T23:32:59.277-04:00So glad you wrote this and so wish you were here f...So glad you wrote this and so wish you were here for this panel!<br />http://mcnallyjackson.com/event/50-shades-grey-panelBeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09429940640994781186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-27980115930512414042012-07-24T16:09:37.393-04:002012-07-24T16:09:37.393-04:00"Maybe this article will be well-researched a..."Maybe this article will be well-researched and created with input from actual kinksters!"<br /><br />This is the reason I don't read magazines aimed at 'women'. The journalism sucks. I say 'women', as I don't think I know many Women who might read the articles in these publications and be able to say they've gained anything from them. Except maybe the cheap entertainment value of feeling superior with the knowledge that their cat could produce more interesting/ accurate/ intelligent copy.<br /><br />And then I feel like a traitor to my sex and wonder if I'm missing some fundamental part of being female or understanding of the English language that I'm not getting that the words in these articles are actually worth the paper they're printed on, and the time I took to read them.Jennivievehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08333847890458380846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-41095984885148696502012-07-22T04:57:35.494-04:002012-07-22T04:57:35.494-04:00Good Communication (and everything else good, plus...Good Communication (and everything else good, plus Transhumanism By Vampires) twilight fanfic is here: http://luminous.elcenia.com/Ianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14770818335460387968noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-87515704114335474802012-07-22T04:57:34.933-04:002012-07-22T04:57:34.933-04:00Good Communication (and everything else good, plus...Good Communication (and everything else good, plus Transhumanism By Vampires) twilight fanfic is here: http://luminous.elcenia.com/Ianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14770818335460387968noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-67186984138756729292012-07-21T22:20:39.192-04:002012-07-21T22:20:39.192-04:00Yep, I did. Though in general the covers look like...Yep, I did. Though in general the covers look like they were designed by 4th graders.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-28126937244251785792012-07-21T22:16:05.803-04:002012-07-21T22:16:05.803-04:00Yep, I did. Though in general the covers look like...Yep, I did. Though in general the covers look like they were designed by 4th graders.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-63999094334579717142012-07-21T12:46:19.802-04:002012-07-21T12:46:19.802-04:00Did anyone else note that the 't' in "...Did anyone else note that the 't' in "hot" kinda gets lost against the background?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-87541555579158008172012-07-20T12:41:06.822-04:002012-07-20T12:41:06.822-04:00POKE A FORK INTO HIM?! Why, to see if he's coo...POKE A FORK INTO HIM?! Why, to see if he's cooked?Meg Rockyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16516533979851343467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-58387138273087014472012-07-19T02:44:30.006-04:002012-07-19T02:44:30.006-04:00That is exactly what I thought - clearly Cosmo mea...That is exactly what I thought - clearly Cosmo meant toilet paper "rope" bondage... right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-27030400886755532732012-07-18T15:34:45.316-04:002012-07-18T15:34:45.316-04:00Solid colored napkins/serviettes? The paper fibres...Solid colored napkins/serviettes? The paper fibres tend to go all one way though, so they're easier to shred one way than other. And you can cut strips of them to alter the necessary force too. I wouldn't use thread, I've gotten actual cuts from sewing leather and tightening the stitches with bare fingers (ow), thread is surprisingly hard to break and thin so it can break skin.Rakkanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-20133888496244840142012-07-18T09:17:15.524-04:002012-07-18T09:17:15.524-04:00I swear the Cosmo writers come up with this stuff ...I swear the Cosmo writers come up with this stuff for a laugh to see if people actually do it!Adam at Strawberry Blusheshttp://www.strawberryblushes.co.uk/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-46771526236495430282012-07-18T06:26:22.296-04:002012-07-18T06:26:22.296-04:00I just started wondering how many people working f...I just started wondering how many people working for Cosmo are reading Cliff's Cosmocking regularly. There's this image in my head of how they sit in the office together and laugh themselves silly over this post...and then they get up and say "okay, let's try to not disappoint Cliff next month - what super stupid sex advices can we think of now?" <br />On the other hand as Cliff never fails to point out their advice often is not hilarious but outright dangerous and a clear path to leading a miserable life, so maybe I'm wrong. <br />Anyway, I am still waiting for one of your mock advices ("rub tooth brush into his nose while massaging his knee, it stimulates the production of [insert hormone here] in his solar plexus, making his cock curl into a HOT prezel!") to actually appear in Cosmo.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-6820675137875660172012-07-17T18:11:42.519-04:002012-07-17T18:11:42.519-04:00A single thread.A single thread.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-69281704377474977332012-07-17T16:03:44.095-04:002012-07-17T16:03:44.095-04:00entertaining article and good blog. Keep up the go...entertaining article and good blog. Keep up the good work.how to be more socialhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgJ1hjhnP0Qnoreply@blogger.com