tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post5925504254145150480..comments2024-03-22T05:55:48.117-04:00Comments on The Pervocracy: Cosmocking: August '09!Cliff Pervocracyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02080142422250604406noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-49075120981363604572009-07-20T19:28:23.028-04:002009-07-20T19:28:23.028-04:00Just wanted to say I totally referenced you. Love ...Just wanted to say I totally referenced you. Love it. http://sexualbuzz.blogspot.com/2009/07/womens-magazines.htmlLilith Kesslerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03944307668120034055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-5135585623160018602009-07-18T00:03:23.424-04:002009-07-18T00:03:23.424-04:00Hershele - There's a dearth of attractive, app...Hershele - There's a dearth of attractive, appropriately aged, single, intelligent, considerate guys randomly hitting on us, yeah. But I don't know any secret body postures that target those.Cliff Pervocracyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02080142422250604406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-61133353980226556622009-07-17T12:50:46.351-04:002009-07-17T12:50:46.351-04:00On rereading, I now wonder: ladies, is a dearth of...On rereading, I now wonder: ladies, is a dearth of random guys hitting on you a common problem?Hershele Ostropolerhttp://somefacts.wordpress.conoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-37914007083951097052009-07-17T09:10:14.492-04:002009-07-17T09:10:14.492-04:00WTF is Manscape? I think I live in a different wo...WTF is Manscape? I think I live in a different world from these people.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-52367761457127687232009-07-16T21:07:58.913-04:002009-07-16T21:07:58.913-04:00"When a guy says he doesn't know why you&..."When a guy says he doesn't know why you're mad at him, deep down, he does."<br /><br />For real? Sometimes I really do think this magazine was written by 12 year olds.KThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15992732734202553409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-89647425000046935482009-07-16T16:41:02.894-04:002009-07-16T16:41:02.894-04:00What does this "ok" sign over my crotch ...What does this "ok" sign over my crotch mean? "There's a hole down there"? "Ok to enter"? "My vag is disease-free"? I'm confused.<br /><br />The bit on getting free samples instead of paying for things is hilarious given the number of times Cosmo has had princesses complaining about their dates using coupons.<br /><br />"that's pretty much what it feels like for your guy when he tries to enter you when you're not wet"--Well, why the hell is he trying to enter me if I'm not wet? Better yet, why am I in bed with him if he's not paying attention?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-48841753073282513432009-07-16T14:30:48.651-04:002009-07-16T14:30:48.651-04:00When a guy says he doesn't know why you're...<i>When a guy says he doesn't know why you're mad at him, deep down, he does.</i><br /><br />No, really, when I say something, it's because I mean it. And if you're going to act like a three year old, stamping your foot and glaring at me, but refusing to tell me what's actually wrong, I'm going to go work on my car and ignore you.<br /><br />Then, at least, I'll know <b>one</b> reason you're mad at me... ;)<br /><br />GoGoZRX: "Manscaping" -- Trimming of the male pubic thatch.perlhaqrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01920117742664645165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-32540335876066833802009-07-16T13:59:23.315-04:002009-07-16T13:59:23.315-04:00Maybe I'm out of touch, but WTF is "mansc...Maybe I'm out of touch, but WTF is "manscape."<br /><br />As for the candy bar - they're simply targeting their audience. You don't advertise steak at a PETA convention. Women (right or wrong) are more obsessed about weight. sure, it's social conditioning, but does that make it wrong for a company to capitalize on it? Who does Apple market to?<br /><br />And seriously... make an "OK" sign over your crotch? That is outstanding.<br /><br />I mean, now that I think about it, if a woman did that I'd probably go talk to her, but it wouldn't be because I was subtly drawn to her. It would be because I would have to know what the hell she meant by that. "Vag is OK with me"? "You must be this big to enter"?GoGoZRXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00528219467642872228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-8914389796690781392009-07-16T13:48:16.565-04:002009-07-16T13:48:16.565-04:00Saying your friends will meet you later may send t...Saying your friends will meet you later may send the wrong signal.Brunohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11545875839887483257noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-70306299555395689242009-07-16T12:20:32.746-04:002009-07-16T12:20:32.746-04:00I guess I'm just not clever enough for Cosmo.I guess I'm just not clever enough for Cosmo.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-47150299120093177092009-07-16T11:40:11.345-04:002009-07-16T11:40:11.345-04:00Aebhel - It's supposed to be an awesome joke a...Aebhel - It's supposed to be an awesome joke about "Honey, I had a Fling at the office." Hee-larious, right?Cliff Pervocracyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02080142422250604406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-36671979474098754152009-07-16T11:26:08.567-04:002009-07-16T11:26:08.567-04:00"Dryness can have a negative effect on the li..."Dryness can have a negative effect on the libido"? Well, yeah, because it means she's <b>not into it</b>. And that's no fun at all.Hershele Ostropolerhttp://somefacts.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-43264486163336884962009-07-16T11:13:37.555-04:002009-07-16T11:13:37.555-04:00Okay, why am I lying to my husband (my husband, da...Okay, why am I lying to my husband (my <i>husband</i>, damnit, not 'my guy', he's not a goddamn pet) about eating candy at the office? Does he honestly give a shit? This is the person who can blow through a half-gallon of Rocky Road in one day and I'm supposed to feel guilty about a candy bar?<br /><br />Fuck that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-41340754974296653302009-07-16T05:10:26.920-04:002009-07-16T05:10:26.920-04:00You know another reason the whole alpha/beta wolf ...You know another reason the whole alpha/beta wolf thing is bullshit? BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING WOLVES!!! Imagine, for a moment, the type of person who's reading that and nodding their head as if to say, "Gosh, that makes perfect sense." I understand that there are some parallels between the social dynamics of animals and people (we ain't nothing but mammals), but at a certain point we have to allow ourselves to use the human intellect that developed through all those years of evolving (or that god gave us, if you prefer that). Maybe that hot chick with all the shoes is a genuinely nice person and the two of you would be great friends. Maybe she sucks. Either way, it's not cool for you to be all envious and resentful, pretending to be her friend in the hopes that she'll see fit to throw you some scraps.<br /><br />Sorry to go off like that...must be the alpha wolf in me.Brock F'in Samsonhttp://brock-fn-samson.livejournal.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-28894589435497260762009-07-16T03:22:49.666-04:002009-07-16T03:22:49.666-04:00I thank God that my wife doesn't read that cra...I thank God that my wife doesn't read that crap!<br /><br />As I watch my almost-teen son interact with his "girlfriend" (changing nearly every day, it seems) and his friends, I really wonder what goes through their heads that makes them act as they do - all the little mind games, the "trading up to get to XXXXXX by making him jealous" or "trading down because I felt sorry for you" stuff. Geez!<br /><br />If that fluff you quote is actually from Cosmo and is read by many women, no wonder couples have trouble maintaining relationships or marriages now-a-days!<br /><br />***********<br />I have followed your blog for a while now, and I realize that you "Cos-mock" for fun and stress relief, but I seem to return on a regular basis for your style of calling feelings or urges for what they are - hunger, horny, sleepy, whatever. No games, no mind twists.<br /><br />Stiff Man*<br /><br />*(refers to my health problems, not a perverted nickname)Stiff Mannoreply@blogger.com