tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post7848705331395718827..comments2024-03-22T05:55:48.117-04:00Comments on The Pervocracy: Let's Read Fifty Shades of Grey: Chapter 22!Cliff Pervocracyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02080142422250604406noreply@blogger.comBlogger50125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-42783356127664288742015-08-26T22:13:24.265-04:002015-08-26T22:13:24.265-04:00Post the whole story of the book. LOL. This is gre...Post the whole story of the book. LOL. This is great.Sex Toys Reviewhttp://sex-toys.how/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-87995606767280739532014-07-30T21:49:12.840-04:002014-07-30T21:49:12.840-04:00"OMG I can't believed you stalked me and ..."OMG I can't believed you stalked me and found out what flight I'm on!"<br /><br />Uhh, I'm guessing there was very little "stalking" required, unless there are 20 Seattle-Atlanta flights leaving daily. Go to an airline's website, go to "check flight status", select departure and destination cities. It takes moments, Ana, and requires no passenger details at all. Caramellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07856730310205045704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-77394814123055732212014-07-27T01:06:52.679-04:002014-07-27T01:06:52.679-04:00I always think it's Jon Bernthal from The Walk...I always think it's Jon Bernthal from The Walking Dead. God, what if there was a zombie apocalypse and the only thing left to read was 50 Shades of Grey?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-88907359640510537402014-07-25T05:38:07.670-04:002014-07-25T05:38:07.670-04:00Cliff, you are wonderful in all the ways a person ...Cliff, you are wonderful in all the ways a person can be wonderful. (At *least* three ways!)<br /><br />Please do not stop writing these recaps, and please don't stop highlighting all the bullshit in the book.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10579878181290978213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-14493995555758542242014-07-25T03:17:23.664-04:002014-07-25T03:17:23.664-04:00Yeah, Ana's behavior does read to me as "...Yeah, Ana's behavior does read to me as "try to take back some power" or "delude herself into thinking that she is happier/more in control than she is". I mean...<br /><br /><i>"I shall email him from the plane. It will be safer. I almost hug myself with mischievous glee."</i><br /><br />...that doesn't exactly read as gleeful. That reads as scared, but not wanting to admit how scared she is. Hugging yourself isn't exactly a gesture associated with glee and mischievousness, it's something I associate with a person being terrified and trying to calm herself.Neuritenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-18629984378609999772014-07-25T03:10:46.930-04:002014-07-25T03:10:46.930-04:00"Ana and Methyl MerCaptan"
I see what y...<i>"Ana and Methyl MerCaptan"</i><br /><br />I see what you did there... and it's hilarious.Neuritenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-19438510206977600602014-07-24T20:23:22.798-04:002014-07-24T20:23:22.798-04:00You don't need a contract to be D/s. You don&#...You don't need a contract to be D/s. You don't need a contract to do anything BDSM, actually. I think the gist of the novels is that Ana rescues SpongeBob AssholePants so that he doesn't NEED BDSM in his life anymore, so the contract sort of becomes a moot point, anyway. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-22083155197390659702014-07-24T19:44:15.737-04:002014-07-24T19:44:15.737-04:00There exists (actually excellently hilarious) fanf...There exists (actually excellently hilarious) fanfic of the printers in my college's computer lab (in which two B&W laser printers have rough sex to tease their friend, a voyeuristic color inkjet. Mmm, you like that Postscript raw, don't you.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-62917909815454448732014-07-24T18:24:57.900-04:002014-07-24T18:24:57.900-04:00By the way, Cliff, what do you think of 9 1/2 week...By the way, Cliff, what do you think of 9 1/2 weeks? It has quite a different take on BDSM.<br /><br />If you haven't read it then I recommend taking a look, if only for the comparison :) And there's a movie with Kim Basinger and Mickey Rourke.Amtepnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-4862657552974118962014-07-24T16:57:13.880-04:002014-07-24T16:57:13.880-04:00To me, it's a mashup of American Psycho and Fe...To me, it's a mashup of American Psycho and Fear (the one where Mark Wahlberg eventually beheads a family's dog and storms their home). Apparently these roles must have made these actors seem extra dreamy to a large portion of the female demographic? *shiver*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-52447627226050511862014-07-24T02:39:25.605-04:002014-07-24T02:39:25.605-04:00Somebody really needs to sit Ana down and help her...Somebody really needs to sit Ana down and help her understand that being a cat lady might not be so bad. I mean sure, cats can be aloof and unaffectionate, like Donk DumDom, but they're fluffy and they play with yarn and they go wacky if give 'em catnip! What's so bad about that? Girl needs to make that publishing career legit happen so she can settle down with a nice pair of sable Burmese.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-53306259627422776802014-07-23T08:51:26.882-04:002014-07-23T08:51:26.882-04:00Lucky Vine - I am removing your comments (and will...Lucky Vine - I am removing your comments (and will continue to do so) because they are aggressive, negative, demanding, and frankly make me feel creeped right the hell out. Also because you left long screeds about how an older person having sex with a 15-year-old isn't molestation because he probably got erections during it. (CREEPED RIGHT THE HELL OUT.)<br /><br />Please do not comment here any more.Cliff Pervocracyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02080142422250604406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-90101625445418170902014-07-23T02:01:14.846-04:002014-07-23T02:01:14.846-04:00Even if I were to grant that Cliff had been overly...Even if I were to grant that Cliff had been overly sensitive in removing your first comment -- which I am <i>extremely</i> doubtful of --, your reactions strike me as being very stalkerish. I do not yet have any sort of web presence where people can comment on my pages, but if I ever did set up one and a stranger acted the way you did to having a comment deleted, I would quite likely ban that person.<br /><br />Cliff is, in effect, the owner of this page in the same way that I am the owner of the apartment I rent.<br /><br />At the very best, you have a serious problem with respecting others' personal boundries; at worst, you are a stalker and potential abuser.<br /><br /> -- fagricipni (published as Anonymous because never set up new OpenID after old provider shutdown)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-38624352692388414002014-07-23T00:22:07.125-04:002014-07-23T00:22:07.125-04:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Nunya Bizzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02644949453313887907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-75451603889600987512014-07-23T00:08:35.425-04:002014-07-23T00:08:35.425-04:00Who deleted my comment and why? All I did was ask ...Who deleted my comment and why? All I did was ask a harmless question. Removing comments without even having the decency to respond to them first is considered rude. I would never do that to you. I was not being rude to anyone. I just asked a simple question. You complain that E.L. James has no decency and treats those who disagree with her poorly, yet you do the exact same thing to me for asking a simple question. Why? What did I ever do to you? You hurt my feelings and no, I did not deserve it, because I did nothing to intentionally hurt yours.Nunya Bizzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02644949453313887907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-12056045249830199462014-07-22T18:57:02.876-04:002014-07-22T18:57:02.876-04:00This could be adapted into a pretty interesting ho...This could be adapted into a pretty interesting horror movie/psychological thriller.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-29068586711280078492014-07-22T17:34:26.348-04:002014-07-22T17:34:26.348-04:00On the laptop note, though... didn't it mentio...On the laptop note, though... didn't it mention that the laptop was a fall model? I know that the author didn't really have any way of knowing what exactly would come out in fall of 2011, but since it's 2014 and there still isn't a Mac with 3G, I'm going to assume it's bullshit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-35724986961165453192014-07-22T13:54:11.855-04:002014-07-22T13:54:11.855-04:00Hey... in the last chapter, wasn't he making a...Hey... in the last chapter, wasn't he making appointments for the next day and mentioning he had to meet with someone every day this week?<br /><br />I guess he canceled all that to free up his schedule for more stalking.<br /><br />I'm thinking Mr. Grey is not Grey Corp's most crucial contributor.Cliff Pervocracyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02080142422250604406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-68405580221278301112014-07-22T09:33:20.605-04:002014-07-22T09:33:20.605-04:00Great Scott, the Saddle Guinea is ADORABLE.Great Scott, the Saddle Guinea is ADORABLE.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-10994450955283758262014-07-22T09:28:53.220-04:002014-07-22T09:28:53.220-04:00The e-mail up there where he says all the right th...The e-mail up there where he says all the right things. It really does read like she cut and pasted it from a BDSM manual. 'And the sub can say no anytime. There, now the fact that she's never allowed to say no in my book won't be a problem!'Howard Bannisternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-72972433970642061692014-07-22T09:08:37.074-04:002014-07-22T09:08:37.074-04:00I especially love her Saddle Guinea: http://ursula...I especially love her Saddle Guinea: http://ursulav.deviantart.com/art/Saddle-Guinea-20090486j_birdnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-31365426331300750042014-07-22T07:56:19.090-04:002014-07-22T07:56:19.090-04:00Of course, that he knows what she's drinking d...Of course, that he knows what she's drinking does not _necessarily_ mean that he's there. If he were at all competent, he could have sent some people to track her. Or he could be watching her through her laptop's webcam. (We're all assuming that he bugged her laptop, right?)<br /><br />But yeah, since he seems to have endless time for dallying around, he's probably there.<br /><br />You know, I don't think his job is even real. I think it's a sinecure arranged by his family. There are some people who are paid to take his calls and pretend to do what he says, and some other people paid to make up reports about how well his "enterprise" is doing. It keeps him happy and out of their way.Amtepnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-47844246978777702512014-07-22T07:36:28.682-04:002014-07-22T07:36:28.682-04:00"You are the one with all the power. Not I. T..."You are the one with all the power. Not I. That's why you are the one really responsible for all the ways I hurt you. I can’t touch you if you say no. All I can do is make you feel that you owe it to me, and manipulate your fear of turning into a cat lady at 25 to let me do anything I want. Now pull up your knees so that I can close the crate."Amtepnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-61658464082748015282014-07-22T03:22:42.500-04:002014-07-22T03:22:42.500-04:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Nunya Bizzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02644949453313887907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-20351267735674430482014-07-22T01:32:48.121-04:002014-07-22T01:32:48.121-04:00In a better, not-abusive book about nice people fa...In a better, not-abusive book about nice people falling in love, I would actually find the attempts at email "sexting" kind of nerdily endearing. It's so gloriously offbeat and full of fail.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com