tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post8282672476106774739..comments2024-03-22T05:55:48.117-04:00Comments on The Pervocracy: Cosmocking: June '11! Part One!Cliff Pervocracyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02080142422250604406noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-74627639783249694352011-05-15T13:44:18.847-04:002011-05-15T13:44:18.847-04:00"She looked me up and down and asked, 'So...<i>"She looked me up and down and asked, 'So, why are your clothes still on?'"<br />Man, no fair. When these presumably-fictional Cosmo dudes' girlfriends do this, it's so sexy they go and tell a magazine about it. When I do this, all I ever get is "because I just got home, jeez, at least let me go to the bathroom first!"</i> - this, and this - <i>"I wish men were, in general, as easy to get off as I am."</i><br /><br />Are both SO TRUE for me. >.>Cassiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03837600390115470362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-91419486397957814842011-05-12T12:38:10.038-04:002011-05-12T12:38:10.038-04:00I've never gotten that stupid dichotomy betwee...I've never gotten that stupid dichotomy between supposed male and female sexuality, that women are uber-complicated little flower people and men are just a button you push and they orgasm.<br /><br />What are people who aren't on the binary, then? Are they, like, a combo of the two, or something else entirely, like a cheese steak?<br /><br />--Rogan, high on post-operative painkillersLBThttp://baaingtree.deviantart.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-18717863098528541322011-05-11T14:34:22.812-04:002011-05-11T14:34:22.812-04:00Thanks Simone for jumping to my defense! People of...Thanks Simone for jumping to my defense! People often remark on the lack of noses though, as it happens I even made <a href="http://www.truefork.org/Art/comic/cindex.php?332" rel="nofollow">one</a> about that too. =P I started the comic (not) drawing noses that way, and by now it would feel odd to change the style...Elihttp://comic.truefork.orgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-68687623434751744572011-05-11T10:56:34.998-04:002011-05-11T10:56:34.998-04:00I lived and worked at a country club once. I would...I lived and worked at a country club once. I wouldn't call it a dream job, but it was pretty good. I got a free room, it was a crappy older room, that was now only used to house help, not guests, but it was livable. My meals cost me &1 to $2 each, only because we had to eat in the staff dining room, and still had a waiter, so we tipped him.<br />No, we were not allowed to socialize with the guests, except in the context of out jobs (which leads to a funny story of almost the whole 18-28 yr old staff getting fired..) but it was kinda like Dirty Dancing. We were the help, in order to maintain the appearance of an up scale county club, we were separate.<br /><br />Was it annoying, sure. But that was what time job was, we all dealt with it.<br /><br />We were allowed to leave the grounds, not that there was much to do, but we were suppose to only have limited access to parts of the club. The manager latex down the rules... We were pretty careful about him not finding out if we broke them.<br /><br />Talking to other people who have worked similar places, that seems to be how it goes for most...I just wonder how much she is exaggerating (the teeny tiny room, not allowed to leave at all..)<br /><br />I'm not saying it was the best job ever, but we all knew about those rules when we were hired...<br /><br />DorkiewitchAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-66954396325956320872011-05-11T05:28:36.106-04:002011-05-11T05:28:36.106-04:00"As you're eating dinner together, say so...<i>"As you're eating dinner together, say something X-rated, like 'See how I'm devouring this piece of meat? That's how I'm going to devour you.'"</i><br /><br />Whoa, Cosmo! From "tee hee scratching my nails down his back and simply <b>owning</b> a pair of fuzzy handcuffs is soooo kinky" directly to vore fetish? That's quite the ambitious jump, there.Neuritenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-5519057154913167892011-05-10T21:17:08.740-04:002011-05-10T21:17:08.740-04:00@Holly - you actually may well be the sexiest woma...@Holly - you actually may well be the sexiest woman on the planet. <br /><br />...I wouldn't call you sexist, though. Maybe that's a typo?Mr Monsternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-43321231480768372502011-05-10T19:13:57.692-04:002011-05-10T19:13:57.692-04:00Eli, I'd find it more entertaining if she had ...Eli, I'd find it more entertaining if she had at least some suggestion of a nose. Her noselessness except in profile is distracting.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-62449364632801342682011-05-10T15:11:04.302-04:002011-05-10T15:11:04.302-04:00LOL at "Watch how I sexily devour this thing!...LOL at "Watch how I sexily devour this thing! Castration is a turn-on, isn't it?"<br /> <br /><a href="http://www.truefork.org/Art/comic/cindex.php?301" rel="nofollow">I did a comic on that once...</a>Elihttp://comic.truefork.orgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-29084253451454020842011-05-10T11:42:51.117-04:002011-05-10T11:42:51.117-04:00Voldemort13 - A lot of schools want students house...Voldemort13 - A lot of schools want students housed on campus to create a more cohesive "campus culture," and whether that's a good thing (more cooperative studying, stronger bonds formed for the future) or a bad thing (insulation from the real world), it's not really what I'd call "control."Cliff Pervocracyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02080142422250604406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-28528517011654523502011-05-10T11:39:46.876-04:002011-05-10T11:39:46.876-04:00" 1) Women: made to be tamed!
2) A story fro..." 1) Women: made to be tamed!<br /><br />2) A story from a woman who submitted with a 'tee-hee, my bad' to borderline slavery. <br /><br />3) <i>Wow. Cosmo just made me feel really, really inadequate.</i>"<br /><br />Way to be on-point with the message there, Cosmo.<br /><br />V13: College dorms are indeed more cost-efficient than bigger spaces further away, and don't need to be unlivable. And no, two parking spots near class are way, way, less space-efficient than a dorm room near class. <br /><br />Think of it this way: how much space is one student using? Half a nearby dorm room, OR a full apartment + a parking space + the road space to get there + whatever parking needed at the apartment? And that's not even counting costs of transit.Galateahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03043249058590273981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-11886955998793753012011-05-10T11:16:37.738-04:002011-05-10T11:16:37.738-04:00“This all started when I was hired for the job of ...“This all started when I was hired for the job of a lifetime, bartending at a resort halfway around the world. On the first day, after being shown my teeny-tiny shared dorm room, my uptight manager laid down the law. I wasn't allowed to set foot anywhere beyond the ballroom of the resort, and if I was spotted socializing with guests on or off the clock, I'd be fired.”<br /><br />If they are going to keep her locked up in a resort/prison then they damn well give her gourmet meals, free bear, and a decent size living space, not a “teeny-tiny shared dorm room”<br /><br />Sometimes I wounder if the whole collage dorm thing is more about controlling the students than about economic reasons. I mean wouldn’t the university be able to provide livable spaces off campus and bus the students in. Then the university can use the space on campus for more useful things like parking lots, because I imagine that two parking spots take up less physical space than one dorm room.Voldemort13https://www.blogger.com/profile/00145909649027905301noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-32134952985935297382011-05-10T10:56:22.021-04:002011-05-10T10:56:22.021-04:00Does she happen to mention if this was on a very s...Does she happen to mention if this was on a <b>very</b> small island, perhaps with nothing <b>but</b> the resort on it?<br /><br />That's about the only logical reason behind not being allowed to leave I can think of. Or, perhaps, if the resort was in some really terrible dictatorship country, known for stoning Americans in the street.<br /><br />------<br /><br />That "dress", wow. You'd need double sided tape to wear that thing out in public. It's less of a dress and more of a tabard with a skirt.perlhaqrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01920117742664645165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-37384746406925669982011-05-10T10:21:12.428-04:002011-05-10T10:21:12.428-04:00You just have to be skinny anyway. So I guess the ...<i>You just have to be skinny anyway. So I guess the only time you're allowed to eat like that is on dates, which probably means you spend the time immediately after dates doubled over with stomach cramps, but such is the price of being "effortlessly" beautiful.</i><br /><br />...in other news, the Misogynists Movement announced its new "Bulemia -- Keep America(n Women) Beautiful!" mandatory-participation program today...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-89703983783555854092011-05-10T09:31:07.707-04:002011-05-10T09:31:07.707-04:00Regoddy - I think "socializing" is a eup...Regoddy - I think "socializing" is a euphemism for "screwing" (or possibly "getting drunk with"), but even so, it seems a hardship to be told who you can hang out with <i>off</i> the clock, and a ludicrous hardship to be told that when you're not allowed off the grounds.Cliff Pervocracyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02080142422250604406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-76938984295922492642011-05-10T08:50:51.536-04:002011-05-10T08:50:51.536-04:00"She looked me up and down and asked, 'So..."She looked me up and down and asked, 'So, why are your clothes still on?'"<br />Man, no fair. When these presumably-fictional Cosmo dudes' girlfriends do this, it's so sexy they go and tell a magazine about it. When I do this, all I ever get is "because I just got home, jeez, at least let me go to the bathroom first!"<br /><br />ahahahaha, so true.EEEnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-65054453069104984002011-05-10T08:38:45.993-04:002011-05-10T08:38:45.993-04:00"...if I was spotted socializing with guests ..."...if I was spotted socializing with guests on or off the clock, I'd be fired."<br /><br />I thought 50% of being a good bartender was some socialization with customers?Regoddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17478253421222970642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-82820278968448488722011-05-10T08:37:14.508-04:002011-05-10T08:37:14.508-04:00I wish men were, in general, as easy to get off as...I wish men were, in general, as easy to get off as I am.Ozymandiashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08410555827569922830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-79648964124386674122011-05-10T08:33:39.805-04:002011-05-10T08:33:39.805-04:00Emma - Oh no, women are supposed to eat lustily on...Emma - Oh no, women are supposed to eat lustily on dates, to show that you're not uptight and high-maintenance.<br /><br />You just have to be skinny <i>anyway</i>. So I guess the only time you're allowed to eat like that is on dates, which probably means you spend the time immediately after dates doubled over with stomach cramps, but such is the price of being "effortlessly" beautiful.Cliff Pervocracyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02080142422250604406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-7290837042689928042011-05-10T03:22:36.032-04:002011-05-10T03:22:36.032-04:00Shock collar and sleep deprivation can tame anythi...Shock collar and sleep deprivation can tame anything. One time I kept myself up all night while touching an exposed wire over and over, now I do anything I tell me to with only a slight flinch. I'm totally my bitch now. Sometimes I blink "help me" in morse code to any navy personnel I see walking around, but mostly me and myself are very happy together.<br /><br />Good Cosmocking, Holly, I fucking love these things.RoboCophttp://blindgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/cameron-diaz-hair-gel-300x225.jpgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-14402953547564749032011-05-10T02:11:20.242-04:002011-05-10T02:11:20.242-04:00"See how I'm devouring this piece of meat..."See how I'm devouring this piece of meat? That's how I'm going to devour you." <br /><br />Do Cosmo girls devour meat lustily? I thought Cosmo wanted me to eat mostly leaves and nuts. And when feel like I'm about to faint, a cube of cheese.Emmanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-40986421574309941182011-05-10T02:03:46.180-04:002011-05-10T02:03:46.180-04:00Oh yeah, lick that steak kabob, put it in your mou...Oh yeah, lick that steak kabob, put it in your mouth, oh---oh no, oh God don't bite down! Never bite down!!<br /><br />(Originally said by a dude on Facebook, about a banana.)K. Railahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14204932769212946520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-91091352856747834212011-05-10T01:18:29.489-04:002011-05-10T01:18:29.489-04:00You can perv the cover here...You can <a href="http://celebritychatta.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/cosmopolitan-june-2011-cameron-diaz.jpg" rel="nofollow">perv the cover here</a>...SapioSluthttp://sapioslut.com/noreply@blogger.com