I'm always afraid to give true wake-up blowjobs because I worry the guy will accidentally pee in my mouth. I always have to wake him up some other way and only start the blowjob once I'm certain he's coherent. Otherwise I worry it's a little too much like putting his hand in a glass of warm water.
I have this exact same fear. When I told him, he just grinned, evilly.
ReplyDeleteI don't orgasm with a full bladder. I'll ejaculate, but sans orgasm... so I'd -much- rather be woken up and allowed to void before we get things going.
ReplyDeleteI'm not entirely sure that is physically possible. Peeing with an erection is very difficult (for me anyway) at best; ditto for orgasming when I have to pee. But then I've also never been woken up with a blowjob.
ReplyDeletecoffee first and then I'll return
ReplyDeletethe favor. But you can start safely. It is a good way to wake up. BTW forcing urine through an erect penis is a trick.
If you can get him erect before you start, it isn't going to happen.
ReplyDeleteThe involuntary sphincter ( out of the pair ) closes tight during an erection ... you have to use a LOT of force to urinate past it.
Get out of my brain! I have thought this for ages.
ReplyDeleteYou realize, don't you, that it the connection with deep sleep and REM-state dreaming makes for the "morning wood" -- it has nothing to do with the bladder's state.
ReplyDeleteAside from that, I agree with OneFaller.