tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post1023319419963506226..comments2024-02-23T03:38:53.049-05:00Comments on The Pervocracy: Cosmocking: January '08.Cliff Pervocracyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02080142422250604406noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-87189556432253092912011-09-20T00:16:45.203-04:002011-09-20T00:16:45.203-04:00"Good Lord does it take balls to call this &q..."Good Lord does it take balls to call this "novel." But every guy I've ever been with, the area between navel and upper thighs has had an awful lot of hair. It's also kind of a big area if I'm going for full coverage here. So I'd be eating about three cups of sticky-sweet cream mixed with coarse body hair. Urghh."<br /><br />Men are naturally hairless just like women. DUUUuuuhhhh<br /><br />You should get your werewolf shaved.<br /><br />""I love how uninhibited I feel in bed when I know we're being safe. Rowr!"<br /><br />Actually response: SNORT! Oh gross...<br /><br />""Whoa! You're big to begin with, but that thing makes you look huge!""<br /><br />... you know I'm a bit below average and that I don't appreciate you mocking me for it. We covered this when we had that BDSM play a little while ago and you started teasing what you called my "woefully inadaquate penis." We took a break and I explained how genuinely hurtful that was and you agreed never to do it again. Wow you're such a bitch. Why don't you get out of my house?<br /><br />"I didn't see how extreme it got until my aunt saw my phone bill and pointed out that I had called him 53 times one day and 68 the next!""<br /><br />7-10 is enough to get a restraining order filed against you in California. 53-68 is likely to have a cop pulling up to your house and taking you in for questioning, and you will likely have a nice $1000 fine and some community service to serve.<br /><br />But I guess Cosmo encouraging criminal behavior is hardly new.superglucosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18398359404946835540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-79085136569653497682008-01-02T23:29:00.000-05:002008-01-02T23:29:00.000-05:00You might be, Holly.Mom used to get JAMA and the e...You might be, Holly.<BR/>Mom used to get JAMA and the ew-factor always eclipsed the value of the naughty parts. Plus those bars they use to block out people's eyes are just plain weird.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-43942360334499568562008-01-02T22:42:00.000-05:002008-01-02T22:42:00.000-05:00Scott - I read Cosmo to get a cleansing dose of se...Scott - I read Cosmo to get a cleansing dose of self-righteous anger that isn't directed at anyone I know in real life. And for the lulz.<BR/><BR/>Dunno about Consumer Reports, in my square life I'm more of a medical-journal girl. I can't be the only one who reads JAMA for the sexy parts...Cliff Pervocracyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02080142422250604406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-70374852425004686492008-01-02T21:53:00.000-05:002008-01-02T21:53:00.000-05:00*ahem*Why are you reading Cosmo, anyway?I mean, ho...*ahem*<BR/>Why are you reading Cosmo, anyway?<BR/>I mean, honestly, I picture you more of a Consumer Reports girl. They'd tell you where to get the best rope/generator/clamps for your money...<BR/>(grin)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com