tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post2120467818579727407..comments2024-03-22T05:55:48.117-04:00Comments on The Pervocracy: Let's Read Fifty Shades of Grey: Chapter 17!Cliff Pervocracyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02080142422250604406noreply@blogger.comBlogger93125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-88584153509092915142014-07-19T05:11:49.321-04:002014-07-19T05:11:49.321-04:00CN: Talk About Rape (in fiction and in porn, mildl...CN: Talk About Rape (in fiction and in porn, mildly graphic); mentions of *cough*bodily fluids*cough*; incoherent yelling and all caps (you have my sincerest apologies) <br />The squickiest non-con fanfic I've EVER READ has nothing on this goddamn book. I regularly read rape porn in which the bottom isn't enjoying themselves at-fucking-all and just reading the EXCERPTS you've posted make me deeply uncomfortable. I was going to say something snarky, but no. Emotional abuse just isn't a turn on for me. IS IT ANYONE'S? I'm not kink shaming, god no, I'm genuinely asking. Are the people who are reading this getting turned on by his gaslighting, and manipulation, and DICKISHNESS? <br />And she can't even get away from him. Also, FUCK YOU E.L James for being all "no one sane would do watersports, scat, blood-play, etc.." but KIDNAPPING is treated like oh you scamp! Whatta kinkster, amiright? <br />Maybe I wouldn't be this upset if it was actually hot. I mean, in the last thing I fapped to a guy was woken up and raped in front of his roommates. But I just can't get into E.L James' writing. The typos and bad grammar and vagueness. Or maybe it's the fact that I have to read the part where she later bursts into tears. If you're going to do horrible things to characters in the name of p0rn, don't make me empathize and feel sorry for them. Nothing gets me dryer than thinking "oh god that poor woman, somebody help her!"<br /><br />Sorry for the rant, just needed to get it all out. BTW, Cliff, as someone who is also going through a depressive episode, I've just discovered your blog and its the first thing to make me laugh in three and a half weeks. May deity of your choice bless you.<br />~mimijones~Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-63489403601530602542014-06-24T02:35:06.901-04:002014-06-24T02:35:06.901-04:00Are you a standup comedian? I know you are!Are you a standup comedian? I know you are!~Hamsini~https://www.blogger.com/profile/16835471381689306753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-53475080425891004092014-06-18T22:10:47.826-04:002014-06-18T22:10:47.826-04:00"Okay, I searched the book, and there are:
3..."Okay, I searched the book, and there are:<br /><br />30 "holy crap"s<br />39 "holy shit"s<br />16 "holy cow"s<br />7 "holy Moses"s<br />Also:<br />100 "flush"es<br />7 "double crap"s<br />6 times CG is "tousled", 6 times he is "sculptured," and 11 times his eyes "blaze""<br /><br />And yet it feels like so much more.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-54802316891429819182014-06-10T18:07:35.786-04:002014-06-10T18:07:35.786-04:00And then, Cliff graduated with honors, and intervi...And then, Cliff graduated with honors, and interviewed (in Oregon) for a hotly-contested nursing position (in Texas), causing a series of long and involved moves during which internet access was spotty at best. Cliff also met a talking walrus named Eustace, and befriended the concept of music theory. What adventures will Cliff get into next?<br /><br />In all seriousness, though. I hope you're doing well, and I send my congratulations on your (likely) graduation.The Foolnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-62204777599709425852014-06-06T15:55:44.634-04:002014-06-06T15:55:44.634-04:00This 50 shades of grey book is genuinely horrifyin...This 50 shades of grey book is genuinely horrifying. I'm actually mad as hell now because how can a book be sold as "kinky" erotica when it's basically about domestic abuse? This is not sexy. it makes me a bit sick and also worried about my (non kinky) friends who have all read this crap and apparently think this is how a happy realtionship should look like? Like what the actual fuck.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-2626422029468969512014-05-31T16:27:50.216-04:002014-05-31T16:27:50.216-04:00Hi. I've been reading your "Lets Read 50 ...Hi. I've been reading your "Lets Read 50 Shades Of Grey" chapters (and sharing them as much as I can)...I have read the Grey and I know what happens in the other two. I didn't even buy the book - read a free pdf - and I put it off for quite a while because the summary was just so unappealing (this coming from someone who reads and writes porn on a daily basis). When I did get around to reading it, it was because I already knew it was a piece of shit but I wanted to know how bad it was. Everything about it bothered me. The lack of description, the unnecessary dick jokes, how Ana is a magical sex goddess even though she's never even thought about sex before, Christian's total disregard for her feelings, ect. As you know, I can go on. <br /><br />And I knew things were bad about this relationship and way fucked up. But honestly, until you wrote it all out I didn't realize just HOW terrible this really is. <br /><br />I think the reason people don't see how bad the content is, is partially because how badly it was written. I found myself skimming a lot, rolling my eyes, petting my cat, stopping to watch gay porn, ranting to my husband, reading other books in between. It was a tough read to get through. Normally when I pick up a book I get it done by the end of the day and if you interrupt me the house had better be on fire.<br />Its also because unfortunately we do have a rape culture. People are used to it. People see this as a normal relationship and think this is how its supposed to be. Especially younger kids (admittedly mostly girls) who are reading all of these YA novels that depict one type of abuse right after another. <br />And its been categorized wrong. This straight-up belongs in the "I can't believe there are monsters like this in real life" section at the bookstores. Instead, its been treated as a romance and erotic - giving the wrong idea about both of those things! It doesn't help that the author (I hate calling her that) is blatantly denying or ignoring all comments about how fucked up this book is. <br /><br />Honestly, if a guy - or fuck, even a girl - did this to me and I COULD NOT get away from them (like Ana because you know if she went to a battered women's shelter Christian would buy it and bribe everyone to keep their mouths shut about her abuse before carting her off to his mansion where she would never see the light of day again), I would kill them. Without hesitation. <br /><br />To those of you saying "killing is wrong", I would have to disagree in this case. This is a man who can BUY ANY SAFE PLACE SHE CAN FIND AND ANY PEOPLE SHE MANAGES TO TALK TO. If she tried to run away, he would hunt her down, keep her a captive, and torture her for the rest of her (or his) life. There is no out in a situation like this (or maybe there is but I'm more fight than flight and just not seeing it). <br />And to those of you who say "she's too weak". Well. Christian has to sleep sometime. She can tie him up and choke the life right out of him.. And she's got a mouth with teeth. You know he's going to want a blowjob. Bite his dick off. Bite his throat out. Scratch out his eyes (not likely to kill him but it would incapacitate him). Use the weapons you were born with. <br /><br />Sorry if this is a little too intense for those of you who are thinking "omg I'd rather put up with the social isolation, rape, abuse, and total dominance over my life knowing that I have no other options and this is how its going to be until I die (hopefully he doesn't kill me first), than kill my tormentor." I don't normally condone killing. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-45019195706522357242014-05-21T11:06:23.576-04:002014-05-21T11:06:23.576-04:00Cheering thing: feminist Gaston! https://www.youtu...Cheering thing: feminist Gaston! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWwk3vi-kw4<br /><br />I'd suggest a femist FSoG, but it'd be "Wow, I'm a student journalist and you're chatting me up? Skeeze!" His reputation takes a severe hit after many women agree with/endorse her blog post "CEO hits on me instead of talking about great graduate job opportunities at Grey Communications". Her career as a journalist takes off; her friend is pissed. The end.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-50759366379757222302014-05-19T23:35:15.867-04:002014-05-19T23:35:15.867-04:00I really dislike the 'true Dominant' idea ...I really dislike the 'true Dominant' idea just as much as I dislike the 'real submissive' or 'twue slave' idea.<br /><br />In my opinion, there's 'no sech person' as various Dicken's characters have said. I think, as Tori says, that people have detailed and sometimes rigid expectations of what a Dom/sub/whatever is and how they behave. The truth, I think, is much more fluid because people are complex and varied, have different degrees of dominance and submission in their character, are comfortable with different degrees of dominance and submission, and express their dominance and submission in different waystouriste chinoishttp://www.touristes-chinois.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-70051791773608204182014-05-19T22:20:31.054-04:002014-05-19T22:20:31.054-04:00This is exactly how I feel, right now, also in Bos...This is exactly how I feel, right now, also in Boston. Nothing is wrong with my life, at least nothing of a dealbreaker level of bad, but. But but but. I feel stagnant. My relationship with my mate is the only thing that feels like life, like growth, like movement, and it's fabulous, but I do not want my romantic life to be the only part of my world that I find interesting. Moving away, relocating, will necessarily change the format of that relationship, but staying stagnant with that relationship as the sole source of fire in my life will kill it for sure. Rachelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-4454732890119120092014-05-13T23:02:52.597-04:002014-05-13T23:02:52.597-04:00You can find the locations if it is a smart phone ...You can find the locations if it is a smart phone and they are posting things to the Internet, I believe.Lainnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-55577932465632227032014-05-05T19:45:09.087-04:002014-05-05T19:45:09.087-04:00I know this is relatively minor in the grand schem...I know this is relatively minor in the grand scheme of Christian Grey's 1001 Ways To Be A Terrible Person, but I was livid when he told Ana that contraception was basically all her responsibility because he wasn't going to go on wearing condoms. It's like fuuuuuck you buddy, you've got every material pleasure and possession you could possibly want, you can endure wearing a goddamn rubber. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-48670400473416736002014-05-04T21:07:17.089-04:002014-05-04T21:07:17.089-04:00Two things:
* Congratulations on being finished!
...Two things:<br />* Congratulations on being finished! <br />* In case you didn't know, apparently there's such a thing as itinterant nursing (http://articles.latimes.com/2002/oct/27/local/me-nurses27). Brunohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11545875839887483257noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-39526868239390892432014-05-04T01:45:47.805-04:002014-05-04T01:45:47.805-04:00You're doing an amazing job on these Cliff. Th...You're doing an amazing job on these Cliff. Thanks so much for letting me quote your work. I hope I'm doing okay by you! Alexishttp://50shadesofabuse.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-13061026004971940782014-04-29T11:50:46.372-04:002014-04-29T11:50:46.372-04:00Huge 2nd on the Crash Bandicoot front.Huge 2nd on the Crash Bandicoot front.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-26949230520907541382014-04-27T16:23:44.612-04:002014-04-27T16:23:44.612-04:00Bhutan - penises galore (on temple walls mostly), ...Bhutan - penises galore (on temple walls mostly), beautiful wildlife, mountains, interesting stages of developing their healthcare.misspiggynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-22981361418243674942014-04-27T12:09:03.442-04:002014-04-27T12:09:03.442-04:00It's a very common expression in my part of th...It's a very common expression in my part of the world (Manchester, England.) <br />ie: "She beat seven shades of shit out of her..."<br />The scallies 'round my way use it quite often.<br />Yes, it is a gross expression though.<br /><br />Cliff, good luck in whatever you decide to do in the future!<br /><br />Another long time lurker, first time posterAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-50641813141589664142014-04-25T02:48:47.440-04:002014-04-25T02:48:47.440-04:00For that matter, um, why not just toss it and get ...For that matter, um, why not just toss it and get another frigging phone? Or go analog. Except he'll probably hire trained bears to stalk her footprints across the snowy tundra, or something. belledamenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-48843226417563859562014-04-21T08:56:21.591-04:002014-04-21T08:56:21.591-04:00Out of curiosity are there actually any juicy bits...Out of curiosity are there actually any juicy bits in the book. I didn't see many of them.EsotericNonsensenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-53138460667746275572014-04-21T01:37:31.040-04:002014-04-21T01:37:31.040-04:00I kind of hate it when that whole "people are...I kind of hate it when that whole "people are funnier when they're depressed thing" gains more evidence on its side, but...damn, this one cracked me up! (Why are all our humor metaphors violent, anyway? I backspaced over "nearly killed me" and "a gut-splitter" before settling for something marginally better.)<br /><br />Thanks for the link back to the SMBC, btw--I'd forgotten about that, and I needed it right now. :-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-324192960573243662014-04-20T12:05:57.870-04:002014-04-20T12:05:57.870-04:00The thing that struck me about this chapter when I...The thing that struck me about this chapter when I was reading it myself was the fact that they have an apartment in Pike Place Market. I enjoyed visiting, but I think living there would be terrible. Also, isn't it mostly Section 8 housing? Seems like Freemont would have been a better choice.little_vicioushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05593998769450234195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-69958471796062690322014-04-19T05:23:10.954-04:002014-04-19T05:23:10.954-04:00Yay for travelling! In the past two years I have d...Yay for travelling! In the past two years I have divided my life between South Asia and two different cities in Europe, and though at times it is scary or exhausting or boring, it's also beautiful and reviving and full of growth.<br />I wish you the same, where ever you go!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-57260348726516047912014-04-18T14:29:55.661-04:002014-04-18T14:29:55.661-04:00There is a Dutch saying which would translate to s...There is a Dutch saying which would translate to somewhat like: 'being so scared one shits seven colors of poo' (example: 'when I watched that horror movie I shitted seven colors'), so maybe there is indeed a Brittish version of that expression that includes seven colors (or shades because of the book title, how witty) of shit. But I've never seen the expression mixed with 'beating the shit out of someone'.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-24571620282132073312014-04-18T12:56:28.910-04:002014-04-18T12:56:28.910-04:00I'd not thought of *James* being the abuser be...I'd not thought of *James* being the abuser before, but sweet Jesus does it makes sense when you put it that way.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-8549643571028279212014-04-18T03:27:29.469-04:002014-04-18T03:27:29.469-04:00Tech support anon:
If your company uses software s...Tech support anon:<br />If your company uses software such as MobileIron or similar configuration apps that install on an iPhone... they can track you as long as it's on and not in airplane mode.<br /><br />Sucks batteries down too.<br /><br />But yeah, pawn it and buy a damn Tracphone.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-143927090479236992014-04-17T19:16:15.813-04:002014-04-17T19:16:15.813-04:00His wife is a beehive 'do. :PHis wife is a beehive 'do. :PAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com