tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post31238092916578569..comments2024-03-22T05:55:48.117-04:00Comments on The Pervocracy: Cosmocking: November '11! Part Two!Cliff Pervocracyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02080142422250604406noreply@blogger.comBlogger50125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-39963008382893627412012-06-28T22:26:38.232-04:002012-06-28T22:26:38.232-04:00As a psych student and someone really concerned wi...As a psych student and someone really concerned with the stimga on the "disability" label, particularly the stigma of the label "mental illness," i found the "Psychopath" part really offensive. Of course there really are some people out there afflicted with sociopathy/psychopathy, but they didn't choose to be that way, they don't typically get violent, and there's basically no effective treatment available for them. Publishing sensational, misleading information about them isn't fair and doesn't help them or their families in any way.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-20451469175135868172012-03-26T16:14:56.195-04:002012-03-26T16:14:56.195-04:00That whole "be a down-south dominatrix...WITH...That whole "be a down-south dominatrix...WITH YOURSELF" thing makes me think you have to like...IDK, hit yourself in the crotch with a riding whip?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10352414787767181946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-9719433460619789232011-11-10T02:19:37.991-05:002011-11-10T02:19:37.991-05:00Oops! Wrong link!
http://evilslutopia.com/Oops! Wrong link!<br /><br />http://evilslutopia.com/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-87320460905591225522011-11-09T21:46:59.572-05:002011-11-09T21:46:59.572-05:00http://expertcosmotips.tumblr.com/page/3
I hope y...http://expertcosmotips.tumblr.com/page/3<br /><br />I hope you have seen this, hilariousEEEnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-58671888929691798012011-11-09T05:57:25.330-05:002011-11-09T05:57:25.330-05:00Apparently Cosmo's editor doesn't understa...Apparently Cosmo's editor doesn't understand consent either:<br /><br />http://evilslutopia.com/2011/10/cosmos-guy-guru-doesnt-understand.html?spref=tw<br /><br />The aim now is to "Contact Cosmo and tell them that non-consensual sex isn't funny, isn't okay and isn't good advice. Demand an apology (a real one - and a public one at that) and a correction." More info on the page!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-3863391827699224822011-11-08T00:31:01.757-05:002011-11-08T00:31:01.757-05:00Here is a hilarious video in which cosmo is mocked...Here is a hilarious video in which cosmo is mocked. <br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=OTQnUTgLssIAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-20803421478478259912011-10-23T15:55:49.391-04:002011-10-23T15:55:49.391-04:00First time stumbling on pervocracy. I've been...First time stumbling on pervocracy. I've been reading Cosmo for a while, for just the reasons you have been blogging about it... the pure WTF of it all. My favorite in this issue was something along the lines of "fling your thong at his face (shooting it rubberband style) while stripping". There was one a few years ago that I've never been able to get out of my head "Press a warm river stone against his taint" ... ;-; Up until this point Cosmocking was a lone act of masochism, now I need to follow this blog.<br /><br />- Amy<br /><br />PS. I think I might love you.<br /><br />[/creepy]Amyhttps://fetlife.com/users/602992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-86827797845386580922011-10-23T07:24:41.124-04:002011-10-23T07:24:41.124-04:00Be a down-south dominatrix... with yourself. Touch...<i>Be a down-south dominatrix... with yourself. Touch your lady parts through your underwear in front of him.<br /><br />So now we have this week's "can anyone explain the connection between these two sentences?" challenge.</i><br /><br />Okay, I'll take the challenge. *cracks fingers*<br /><br />First, we have to get into the Cosmo mindset. I will thus activate [cosmothink]. "Dominatrix" evidently means a woman taking a dominant role, while her partner (assumed by Cosmo to be male) take a submissive role. However, Standard Cosmo Gender Dynamics states that women must let men make all of the moves - girls can't get more assertive than incredibly subtle hints that they would like their guy to do x,y,z. So... any woman clearly expressing her own sexual desires is taking a dangerously unsubmissive role, and is therefore a dominatrix, at least relative to the usual standards required of Cosmo girls.<br /><br />A woman expressing her own sexual desires to/on a man - e.g. by telling him what she wants - would thus be a dominatrix with regards to her man. Correspondingly, a woman clearly expressing said desires to/on herself - e.g. by touching herself - is a dominatrix with regards to herself.<br /><br />[/cosmothink]Annanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-78423421726712984482011-10-22T23:53:28.801-04:002011-10-22T23:53:28.801-04:00Huh, I was picturing the ankles-in-underwear thing...Huh, I was picturing the ankles-in-underwear thing as having him put his feet through the leg holes while she was still *wearing* the underwear. Which... I don't think you could really do any sex things in that position, besides maybe her giving him a blow job if the heights match up perfectly. And it's also a bit too "eww, feet" for me, personally, but of course many people are into that. (Though of course Cosmo would call anyone into that a crazy freak).<br /><br />But the underwear on feet without a woman attached to them? That just makes no sense. Who has thighs that small/ankles that big? And since the Cosmo-approved underwear is of course a "tiny thong", it makes even less sense. I don't own any thongs, but don't they have bigger leg holes than briefs by virtue of them having less butt surface area to cover up?Caitlinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-76213738436864368342011-10-22T12:25:17.358-04:002011-10-22T12:25:17.358-04:00Hm. I wonder if, when I see her underwear, I'm...Hm. I wonder if, when I see her underwear, I'm supposed to think she's going commando? That's not all that bizarre, I suppose: obviously she owns more than one pair but specifically leaving it out is clearly intended to send a message. Seems rther subtle to me, though; like a lot of <i>Cosmo</i> tips, it seems like it would lead to a fight when she puts all this effort into an easily overlooked thing and he overlooks it, which the magazine assures her would have to be a deliberate slight.<br /><br />Or does this comment represent more thought put into this than was given by <i>Cosmo</i>'s entire staff put together?Hershele Ostropolernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-14056033757131260312011-10-22T07:26:20.002-04:002011-10-22T07:26:20.002-04:00Vegan pacifists are notorious cereal killers.
(ba...Vegan pacifists are notorious cereal killers.<br /><br />(ba-dum bum!)julezymehttp://dynamicita.tumblr.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-40064918990797507622011-10-21T16:22:52.877-04:002011-10-21T16:22:52.877-04:00@PerverseCowgirl: "He'd probably wonder w...@PerverseCowgirl: "He'd probably wonder where the lace tablecloth came from."<br /><br />I giggled to myself so hard. <br /><br />If Blink found MY underwear he'd think I was being lazy again and left them on the floor and not in the hamper 10 feet to the left.<br /><br />@Anon 5:54 - I knowwww I love comics so much. And I played through Batman: Arkham Asylum and now am working on Arkham City. EVERY criminal is either<br />a) Schizophrenic/"Schizoid"<br />b) Sociopath<br />c) PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC<br /><br />Only the Joker that I can think of is simply listed as "Um. Just a guy who likes to kill people." And still others are <i>driven</i> crazy* but used to be normal.<br /><br />As one who works with the severely mentally ill, I facepalm SO HARD at these people's bios. Seriously, they need more "Gets a boner from killing people and eating their faces" and less "His mass-murdering, torturing behavior is because he is <i>sick</i> or <i>had too hard of a life</i>."<br /><br /><br />*Unspecified, but still mentally illLeahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09697267464955551031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-75418653722281543342011-10-21T14:38:47.850-04:002011-10-21T14:38:47.850-04:00Gahh! Cosmo is getting worse! Last time I checked ...Gahh! Cosmo is getting worse! Last time I checked red flags of a Sociopath weren't shit like being socially awkward but measurable stuff like callousness, glibness, willingness to do illigal activities, ect ect...major fail on their part <br /><br />Also lol at be a dominatrix with yourself! WTF does that even mean?Debbienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-33944071403735950872011-10-21T13:49:48.093-04:002011-10-21T13:49:48.093-04:00"Have him place his ankles in the holes of yo..."Have him place his ankles in the holes of your underwear, almost like you're tying his feet together. He'll feel dominated--aka massively turned on."<br /><br />Yes because everyone is sub.<br /><br />"A: I'm no scientist, but I think there are two reasons why he constantly wants to have sex with you: One, he is a dude. Two, he thinks you're hot."<br /><br />Oh hey look, I've managed to deduce that you're, rather than a scientist, a misandrist rape-culture-encouraging dimwit!<br /><br />"Earlobes: These spots are packed with nerves that connect directly to the brain, so stroking them feels particularly amazing."<br /><br />"Describe your dream sex life.<br />A. Hot quickies with your man whenever and wherever you want them<br />B. A mix of sensual encounters as well as wilder ones, like in the bathroom at a party<br />C. Tons of foreplay plus a new position or prop every time<br />B is correct. The other ones are incorrect and indicate some sort of problem. It doesn't matter what you like, because Cosmo has figured out what you should like."<br /><br />Why not D, all of the above?<br /><br />Also: not all psycopaths are serial killers. Some psycopaths simply live their lives and don't actually kill anyone! Weird!superglucosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18398359404946835540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-78533959469881411422011-10-21T10:38:29.309-04:002011-10-21T10:38:29.309-04:00My girlfriend in underwear: hot.
My girlfriend'...My girlfriend in underwear: hot.<br />My girlfriend's underwear: not in the category of things to which the word "hot" can be applied. Maybe I'm inured to their charms because I do most of the laundry.Hershele Ostropolernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-38264549362154628602011-10-21T06:45:01.841-04:002011-10-21T06:45:01.841-04:00Because that would be emasculating, c! Or somethin...Because that would be emasculating, c! Or something!<br /><br />Gah, Cosmo's sex tips get worse every time. I assumed they were just recycling them, because how many times can you promise "The hottest wildest sex tips EVAR" and not run out of stuff? But the underwear tips are just goofy.<br /><br />Next issue: Sexy uses for popular dog toys!KristinMHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03804861291776842363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-81804674565406360212011-10-21T00:12:42.471-04:002011-10-21T00:12:42.471-04:00but why can't i just tie his feet together, co...but why can't i just tie his feet together, cosmo?c.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-80634418280957360012011-10-20T21:45:08.378-04:002011-10-20T21:45:08.378-04:00BTW Ozy? Everyone knows that all vegan pacifists a...BTW Ozy? Everyone knows that all vegan pacifists are also serial killers ... ask any meat-eating guy. Or indeed, don't ask him, just offer him a vege-burgerDie alte Aechzenerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18294141940637952687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-56364046297922919262011-10-20T21:01:26.618-04:002011-10-20T21:01:26.618-04:00Humping her leg? Are we sure what species her boyf...Humping her leg? Are we sure what species her boyfriend is?<br /><br />And ... Signs you may be dating a Psychopath.<br />1. You'r dead<br />2. You wake up locked in the trunk of his car<br />3. You keep having to tidy up spare body parts strewn around your apartment or stashed in the freezer.Die alte Aechzenerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18294141940637952687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-82150711608540616302011-10-20T17:54:41.951-04:002011-10-20T17:54:41.951-04:00Oh, & I forgot to say, those clues don't a...Oh, & I forgot to say, those clues don't at all ID serial killers or psychopaths. Not. At. All. <br /><br />In fact, the lack of those traits is what people mean when they say, inevitably, "He seemed so normal."<br /><br />Those clues ID people that are **Schizophrenic** (among, as you say, many others). <br /><br />And, contrary to the public myth, people diagnosed with schizophrenia are, like nearly all folks with a diagnosed mental illness, **less** likely to be violent than their general public neighbors. There is a certain subset of schizophrenia where the person feels in danger of death or injury in danger-free situations because of delusions. In those situations, this small sub-group will respond as most people will if they perceive an immediate threat to life & limb - they'll run or fight back, whichever they think will be most successful. This seems utterly unpredictable to those who don't know/understand their delusions, but it makes sense internally. <br /><br />Psychopaths are completely different. They interact with people entirely normally on a short-term basis. But far from being stiff, they have unusual confidence, which often makes them seem easy going. But the confidence springs from a deep-seated certainty that only the psychopath hirself matters. They won't lash out unpredictably. Because they matter to themselves. And since they value themselves, they don't want to go to prison. So they lash out predictably, i.e., they hunt, stealthily. <br /><br />The warning signs for such people are an inability to sincerely apologize (though they might make a very good show of it, they will repeat the behavior later if it is to their advantage in any way), an intolerance for what they see as incompetence, and many other signs consistent with someone who only values hirself. <br /><br />The conflation of schizophrenia with psychopathy is common & should be deliberately undermined. ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-43348110401232515612011-10-20T17:27:35.910-04:002011-10-20T17:27:35.910-04:00While Penis Mommy is classic, I disagree that this...While Penis Mommy is classic, I disagree that this Cosmocking is somehow less than Part 1. <br /><br />Underwear scrunchie? Seriously. Every bit as classic as Penis Mommy. There's nothing like the image of 7th avenue filled with women pulling their hair through a pair of undies. Scuse me. Unmentionables. <br /><br />This whole Part 2 is full of CosMazing weirdness. Thank you. Your Cosmo sacrifice is my week full of entertainment...Scrunchie Lovernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-64901472128404996852011-10-20T16:20:35.535-04:002011-10-20T16:20:35.535-04:00For the psychopath thing, it almost seems like som...For the psychopath thing, it almost seems like somebody at Cosmo watched the recent episode of Dexter where Michael C. Hall dances reeeeeeally stiffly to 'Can't touch this." Dexter = completely valid alternative to real research = serial killer = psychopath... right?<br /><br />On the other hand, some of those things (detachment, talking primarily about self) sound vaguely familiar as red flags in some contexts. Cosmo is like reading a real magazine through a fishbowl.minuteyenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-29401410813203437322011-10-20T15:48:13.024-04:002011-10-20T15:48:13.024-04:00That serial killer prejudice really upsets me. Eve...That serial killer prejudice really upsets me. Every time a killer happens to be reclusive and weird, the media is all over pointing out the killer's weirdness and reclusiveness. And every time a killer is outgoing and sociable, the media are stressing how "unexpected" and "improbable" it is for the killer to be someone non-reclusive and non-weird. Regardless of actual statistical likelihood of killers being reclusive or weird.Elihttp://comic.truefork.orgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-41882100558031790242011-10-20T15:41:28.813-04:002011-10-20T15:41:28.813-04:00You wake up to your boyfriend humping your leg? DT...You wake up to your boyfriend humping your leg? DTMFA! DTMFA! Sexual assault is an automatic break-up-able offense!<br /><br />And, frankly, I'm amused by how much of that serial killer list describes me, the vegan pacifist.ozymandiasnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-19495094095236240752011-10-20T15:37:46.096-04:002011-10-20T15:37:46.096-04:00"The logical conclusion is that touching your..."The logical conclusion is that touching your partner's eyeballs is sexy."<br /><br />Touch his eyeballs gently with your wet underpants! If he flinches away, this is subtle male body-language that means he wants you to do it harder!<br /><br />flightlessAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com