tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post4402826821071120352..comments2024-03-22T05:55:48.117-04:00Comments on The Pervocracy: Cosmocking: July '09!Cliff Pervocracyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02080142422250604406noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-89784737048429527502011-09-18T13:45:11.309-04:002011-09-18T13:45:11.309-04:00"When a guy says he doesn't know why you&..."When a guy says he doesn't know why you're mad at him, deep down, he does.<br />Oh God Cosmo. Why would you do this? The consequences could be hideous!"<br /><br />Are you kidding me? Every girl I've dated has pulled this crap. "I'm mad at you." "Why?" "You should know." It's enough to put me off dating alltogether. The whole line of reasoning pisses me off: she's angry, and she's not going to tell me why. Instead she's going to tell me I'm a crappy boyfriend because I'm not telepathic! So now I feel bad because she's angry with me (I'm sorry! I have no idea what I did! Tell me so I don't do it again!) and now I feel crappy because she thinks I'm a terrible boyfriend.<br /><br />Incidentally, this has become a deal breaker with me. "You should know." "Well I don't so tell me or we're done."<br /><br />"A guy's lying if he says he doesn't manscape.<br />There are more guys between heaven and earth, Cosmo, than are dreamt of in your philosophy. And some of those guys, well, you could shear them and make a sweater."<br /><br />Hi~~<br /><br />"What girlie look do you most go for?<br />The girl next door: casual, not a ton of makeup, ponytail -- 76.1%<br />...The fashion plate: cutting-edge outfit, the latest haircut, trendy handbag -- 6.9%"<br /><br />*SNORT* Hey cosmo-ladies, pay attention: your foundation isn't sexy, your *skin* is sexy. Your lip gloss isn't sexy, your *lips* are sexy. Your top isn't sexy, your *boobs* are sexy. Your skirt isn't sexy, your *legs* are sexy. What's great about makeup and clothes is that they can accentuate these different parts of your body making them even *more* sexy, but most men don't want to fuck a miniskirt and some mascara.<br /><br />"It's so nice that you're a heterosexual male! But I, personally, am not! Therefore, I am cursed with the illusion that certain ogre-trolls are attractive! Am I crazy for this? I guess so!"<br /><br />So the thing is guys actually do have huge body issues because while over the past 10 years there's been a lot more push to accept women of varying body types... well there's still ONE man type.<br /><br />"Also, if you don't think you're hot, why do you think women are sleeping with you? Answers range from the merely desexualizing ("my sense of humor?") to the depressingly inevitable ("money?")."<br /><br />Ayup. Or because they feel a need via codependancy or because society tells them they have to...<br /><br />"Q: How can I tell if I smell okay down there?<br />A: You do."<br /><br />"In my mouth?"<br />Your *finger*?superglucosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18398359404946835540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-20609163932753325842011-01-19T08:43:30.913-05:002011-01-19T08:43:30.913-05:00"Spank yourself and he'll follow suit.&qu..."Spank yourself and he'll follow suit."<br /><br />???<br /><br />I'm quite sure that if we spend enough time experimenting with mirror neurons, our species will eventually arrive at some form of effective communication.<br /><br />Unfortunately if my girlfriend were to spank herself, I would just assume that that was what she liked to do. I don't pick her nose when she picks her nose - that's not how mirror neurons work, guys.David Thomsenhttp://www.katspuppets.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-83087094258659948722009-06-08T02:17:08.663-04:002009-06-08T02:17:08.663-04:00I can't read any of those magazines. They make...I can't read any of those magazines. They make me feel infuriated and/or inadequate.Christina RN LMThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03260505524676910667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-46110283440795392512009-06-07T09:53:47.269-04:002009-06-07T09:53:47.269-04:00"In my mouth?"
LOL! Holly wins the inte..."<i>In my mouth?</i>"<br /><br />LOL! Holly wins the internets!Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-32024338440349183552009-06-06T20:29:29.261-04:002009-06-06T20:29:29.261-04:00Spank YOURSELF?!? I've tried that so many tim...Spank YOURSELF?!? I've tried that so many times, it just doesn't work. That's why the guy is there in the first place.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-63565942874932783982009-06-05T11:09:32.812-04:002009-06-05T11:09:32.812-04:00GreenEarth - There are lots of women who think tha...GreenEarth - There are lots of women who think that they, individually, are trolls, but they don't apply it to their whole gender.Cliff Pervocracyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02080142422250604406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-26523193396376281662009-06-05T09:02:00.039-04:002009-06-05T09:02:00.039-04:00One last second primp? WTF? Now I have to worry ...One last second primp? WTF? Now I have to worry about what I look like when I'm asleep, too?<br /><br />QFT: "Maybe it's just some fundamental difference in wiring, but having all the beauty shit off doesn't make me feel bad, it makes me feel free."<br /><br />Which is why I choose not to put it on in the first place =)moniquehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11837057143026752420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-68647433652630137352009-06-05T09:01:11.029-04:002009-06-05T09:01:11.029-04:00Are there heterosexual women out there who think t...Are there heterosexual women out there who think that men look beautiful when they're naked but that women look like trolls?GreenEarthnoreply@blogger.com