tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post6668140368233026613..comments2024-03-22T05:55:48.117-04:00Comments on The Pervocracy: Cosmocking: October '09!Cliff Pervocracyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02080142422250604406noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-15076882385043246692009-09-28T12:10:45.027-04:002009-09-28T12:10:45.027-04:0072% of guys would not be turned on if their girl s...72% of guys would not be turned on if their girl spanked them with a paddle.<br />...73% of guys would not be turned on if their girl dripped hot wax over their chest.<br /><br />Um, do they even realize that the percentage of guys left who presumably <i>would</i> be turned on by getting spanked and having hot wax dripped on them is almost <i>three times</i> the figures cited by NCSF who are using them to promote the idea that kink is, well, not all that weird? <br /><br />YAY! My chances of a compatible partner just went <i>up!</i> Thanks, Cosmo!<br /><br />The "petty theft is okay" thing is just plain creepy, though. For some reason I'm reminded of Eddie Murphy's "How to Be A Ho" skits from SNL in the 80s---only these people aren't even trying to be funny.Viverrinehttp://www.accentuateyourlook.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-1773632323193897312009-09-13T22:01:18.804-04:002009-09-13T22:01:18.804-04:00Cosmo ... like a cheat-guige/walkthrough for how t...Cosmo ... like a cheat-guige/walkthrough for how to pick up vapid Cosmo readers.<br /><br />Best use a guy can get from an issue.<br /><br />Only downside is bedding Cosmo readers ... but guys will sacrifice a bit for sex ...Kristophrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08370888276707569365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-20083432910781608282009-09-11T14:43:35.780-04:002009-09-11T14:43:35.780-04:00These aren't moves that cross the line, these ...<i>These aren't moves that cross the line, these are moves you should ask about rather than just suddenly pulling out a candle and flinging wax about.</i> <br /><br />Mistress Matisse had an illuminating (if superficial) <a href="http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/control-tower/Content?oid=2120209" rel="nofollow">column about this</a> recently: <br /><br />"Now, one can debate endlessly about what qualifies as kinky sex. But I've figured out exactly what makes sex vanilla. The defining feature of vanilla sex is this: You communicate about it using only <i>mental telepathy</i>. Or so I'm forced to assume, because nonkinky people don't talk about fucking. Not before they fuck, and definitely not while they're fucking. With every kinky person I've ever dated—which is a lot—there was some conversation about 'So, what are you into?' And during kinky sex, it's normal to give overt instructions: 'Lick me <i>there</i>. Higher—yeah, like that!' Or ask questions: 'Is that good? Faster or slower?'<br /><br />"So the no-talking thing completely threw me. I've slept with men who spoke no English whatsoever, and it felt not unlike that. But at least those guys <i>knew</i> we were working with a handicap."elmo iscariothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14710846725911318970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-3402704060985578202009-09-08T00:37:31.893-04:002009-09-08T00:37:31.893-04:00Vibrating razors are actually not the recipe for d...Vibrating razors are actually not the recipe for disaster they sound like. They vibrate side-to-side, not backward and forward, which means there's not so much risk of cutting yourself, and if you leave it on while you rinse it, it gets cleaner and stays sharper. I don't know what about the vibrations is supposed to get a closer shave, though, although it seems to work.Beatricehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08773459487771412690noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-37846915554662485562009-09-07T21:35:43.681-04:002009-09-07T21:35:43.681-04:00I did the cupcake thing once, it wasn't really...I did the cupcake thing once, it wasn't really an act of malice, it just came out. "Hi, how are you?" "I'm doing great, it's my birthday!" I did get a free cupcake out of it. It was kinda near my birthday, ten days before or so...Jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03978278630669766092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-55415744381128450482009-09-07T18:23:19.897-04:002009-09-07T18:23:19.897-04:00LabRat - I think because they both play into the w...LabRat - I think because they both play into the whole "tee-hee, I'm just a girl" mindset. If you don't think you're a serious person, then any deception or crime you commit isn't <i>serious</i>, obvs!<br /><br />Bruno - It's hard to tell from the letter, honestly. I can see how the boyfriend might be overdoing it, I've felt awkward with guys who went "can I touch you <i>here</i>?" every ten seconds, but at the same time I don't think an "all-access pass" is a reasonable solution either.<br /><br />And gosh, <i>Bruno</i>... *blushes*<br /><br />Hershele - I don't think real people write any of the letters in Cosmo. I'm fairly sure the editors make them up completely. I don't even read the "embarrassing stories" sections any more because the blatant fictionality makes it so pointless.Cliff Pervocracyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02080142422250604406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-81018477663146084482009-09-07T18:05:47.452-04:002009-09-07T18:05:47.452-04:00I have a comment relevant to almost every sentence...I have a comment relevant to almost every sentence of this, but right now I'll just note that my ex-girlfriend probably did not write that second letter because I can't see her using the phrase "boink outside the box."Hershele Ostropolerhttp://somefacts.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-4829165230272672652009-09-07T16:43:04.007-04:002009-09-07T16:43:04.007-04:00This girl doesn't want him to boink outside th...<i>This girl doesn't want him to boink outside the box, she wants him to boink in a slightly larger box, and she wants him to psychically divine how big that box is because she can't be arsed to tell him.</i><br />Maybe, but I read it as simply wanting him not to incessantly ask permission -- i.e., shut up and read some body cues instead, or let her speak up when she wants. That's not totally unreasonable.<br /><br /><i>Ideally you'd also go a bit knock-kneed during this power position and maybe giggle shyly.</i><br />No, ideally you'd be naked, leaning over the bed with your head down and whispering exactly what I should do to you.<br /><br />Otherwise this sounds like one of the worst issues yet.brunohttp://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.htmlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-27017310369150252682009-09-07T14:58:48.074-04:002009-09-07T14:58:48.074-04:00Why the *fuck* is a magazine advocating expensive ...Why the *fuck* is a magazine advocating expensive designer clothing as a lifestyle handing out tips on how to commit petty fraud and theft?<br /><br />(Also, this one nearly made me shoot coffee out my nose at several points.)LabRathttp://www.atomicnerds.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-91396950706413211392009-09-07T11:52:10.492-04:002009-09-07T11:52:10.492-04:00But he doesn't. Not many people, and definitel...<i>But he doesn't. Not many people, and definitely not many Cosmo girls, hand out all-access passes. This girl doesn't want him to boink outside the box, she wants him to boink in a slightly larger box, and she wants him to psychically divine how big that box is because she can't be arsed to tell him.</i><br /><br />This. Unless the girl who wrote the question is <b>really</b> in the wrong relationship, I suspect it wouldn't take more than 5 minutes, tops, to find something she'd have been happier being asked about first.<br /><br />I know there are definitely things <b>I'm</b> much happier being asked about first. :Dperlhaqrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01920117742664645165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-31694332688899566702009-09-07T03:14:25.159-04:002009-09-07T03:14:25.159-04:00You have to admit they have balls for advocating a...You have to admit they have balls for advocating a girl commit fraud to get what she wants.Stanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13435365967192581026noreply@blogger.com