tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post7015759318863502402..comments2024-03-22T05:55:48.117-04:00Comments on The Pervocracy: A Discussion About Sanding.Cliff Pervocracyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02080142422250604406noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-75162957339932572932010-02-25T07:06:17.893-05:002010-02-25T07:06:17.893-05:00well, my work server will be a bit surprised to tr...well, my work server will be a bit surprised to transmit this, but listen: my mental image of this isn't about stuffing, but about stroking that spagetti mildly in, as you would tickle someone, only in slow-motion and more playfully. the spaghetty being wet and soft and wriggly.<br /><br />if we're speaking about schemes, in this case the motion doesn't describe an O, but an = , with the two main fingers having parallel routes at the sides of the (slightly spaghetti-like) clit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-90035734775597733742010-02-24T05:41:59.452-05:002010-02-24T05:41:59.452-05:00Perhaps I'm not getting it because the only so...Perhaps I'm not getting it because the only sorts of masturbation I've seen a woman do are a circular motion around her clitoral region, or doing the in-and-out with a dildo. Neither of those things remotely resembles the spaghetti-and-tomato scenario described here.Not Menoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-63431488049150074032010-02-23T18:20:43.747-05:002010-02-23T18:20:43.747-05:00*is with flightless*
*also lol'd**is with flightless*<br /><br />*also lol'd*LabRathttp://www.atomicnerds.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-22731730604792446252010-02-23T16:33:53.914-05:002010-02-23T16:33:53.914-05:00lol... i've just made the dog worried wity the...lol... i've just made the dog worried wity the noises I made (it's a puppy, and isn't familiar yet with people laughing with no apparent reason)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-23485560718708065932010-02-23T14:15:51.797-05:002010-02-23T14:15:51.797-05:00"it's the motion of the hands that's ..."it's the motion of the hands that's similar, not the presence of the ... sandpaper"<br /><br />Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it :)Oddtwangnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-62369224306170011822010-02-23T13:34:43.991-05:002010-02-23T13:34:43.991-05:00@NotMe: it's the motion of the hands that'...@NotMe: it's the motion of the hands that's similar, not the presence of the spaghetti (or sandpaper).<br /><br />i LOL'd.<br /><br />flightlessAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-11003566088832226502010-02-23T12:05:01.179-05:002010-02-23T12:05:01.179-05:00^ I don't get what Not Me said. I think you o...^ I don't get what Not Me said. I think you overthought that waaay too hard.<br /><br />But I thought it was hilarious, in a slightly disgusting (and thus more entertaining) way. XD *claps*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-23336272056419128452010-02-23T04:46:03.399-05:002010-02-23T04:46:03.399-05:00I don't get it. Assuming a tomato with a hole ...I don't get it. Assuming a tomato with a hole or slit in it represents a vagina, what's the spaghetti? Fingers? Some kind of sex toy? Tampons? Wouldn't you take any of those things out at some point? What kind of dish (or useful product) is "spaghetti-stuffed tomato" anyway?<br /><br />Even as a bit of semi-random weirdness, that seems to be too obtuse and/or incomprehensible to serve as a humorous metaphor.Not Menoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-5716377919218952582010-02-23T04:02:36.567-05:002010-02-23T04:02:36.567-05:00Funfact: painting a wall with a roller seems to us...Funfact: painting a wall with a roller seems to use the same muscles as giving a dude a hand job. According to my sore forearms, anyway.<br /><br />And I guess my masturbatory habits would make me good at, I dunno, using the scroll-wheel on a computer mouse.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com