tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post7999833860886911600..comments2024-02-23T03:38:53.049-05:00Comments on The Pervocracy: Cosmocking: March '10!Cliff Pervocracyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02080142422250604406noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-86815896489981115162011-11-05T20:07:23.375-04:002011-11-05T20:07:23.375-04:00I'm glad the cotton wool one came last out of ...I'm glad the cotton wool one came last out of that little series of genital-mutilating tips. If another like the first two had followed, I might have never uncrossed my legs again.<br /><br />I love these cosmocking posts, by the way. The fact that some people actually live by these kinds of magazines is terrifying.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-76879258509861734392011-09-18T04:13:50.967-04:002011-09-18T04:13:50.967-04:00"Ask the hot Best Buy salesman to help you pi..."Ask the hot Best Buy salesman to help you pick the perfect birthday present for your guy friend since he's a "sexy tech genius, like you.""<br /><br />Two things: 1) My response (not spoken) would be, "There's a reason you're not dating him, and it's not because he's too sexy... but it *might* be because he's too smart." 2) Trying that at Best Buy would get you summarily laughed at. You would become the joke of the week... people would say, "Remember that girl who called you sexy?"<br /><br />"I'm not 100% sure what a "friendly shove" consists of, but anyway, the correct answer is of course C. It's not like you just get to go around deciding who gets to touch you and how, geez."<br /><br />So my friends and I were joking about this and we've decided that "kinda-friendly, kinda-touchy" involves a groping motion coupled with a pushing motion.superglucosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18398359404946835540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-4869827207557632512010-11-30T22:02:08.268-05:002010-11-30T22:02:08.268-05:00Be fair, that shoelace thing actually works. Don&#...Be fair, that shoelace thing actually works. Don't know why you're all so anti. :(Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-12836247645789690132010-02-10T16:06:38.582-05:002010-02-10T16:06:38.582-05:00The shoelace sex tip is brilliant. Any terrorist ...The shoelace sex tip is brilliant. Any terrorist would certainly tell you where the ticking atomic timebomb was located after that.<br /><br />String of beads, very lightly . . . maybe. Wrap string around it and pull the ends back and forth? That's how a cable saw works!Donhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15824445546892392815noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-52060897797207769702010-02-10T12:20:44.858-05:002010-02-10T12:20:44.858-05:00Did you know she always wears hornrimmed glasses a...<i>Did you know she always wears hornrimmed glasses and white stockings and her hair in a bun?</i><br /><br />But that's hot...Stanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13435365967192581026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-40563917968845257632010-02-09T21:33:54.259-05:002010-02-09T21:33:54.259-05:00I like this idea.I like this idea.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-57425184178513561542010-02-09T20:51:05.405-05:002010-02-09T20:51:05.405-05:00Six days to prepare for a date...
Six days.
Wow....Six days to prepare for a date...<br /><br />Six days.<br /><br />Wow. God forbid I have dull skin! Only feminists and spinsters would walk outside their house with DULL SKIN!Niohttp://www.niofaps.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-90369903209449751092010-02-09T15:58:58.234-05:002010-02-09T15:58:58.234-05:00:) doubtless.
Or, no, I could totally let you sed...:) doubtless.<br /><br />Or, no, I could totally let you seduce me to feed your ego about getting into the pants of someone so prim and proper.<br /><br />You know, again.aebhelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-2433756792268440062010-02-09T14:46:56.333-05:002010-02-09T14:46:56.333-05:00Hey aebhel, does that mean you have to stop being ...Hey aebhel, does that mean you have to stop being friends with me and erase, oh I don't know, everythign we've ever done?<br />You're so going to be Vinny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-47130503471332307542010-02-09T14:29:25.476-05:002010-02-09T14:29:25.476-05:00...you know, I've never really understood the ......you know, I've never really understood the whole librarians-are-prim-and-proper thing. Most of the ones I know are, uh, decidedly <i>not</i>. <br /><br />Of course, I'm a MSLS grad student, so I'm probably just biased. Now doubt the instant I get my degree I'll remove my body piercings, laser off my tattoos, and develop a fondness for cardigan sweaters.aebhelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-62114298815223256202010-02-09T12:58:48.645-05:002010-02-09T12:58:48.645-05:00Don't worry, Holly, nothing could turn you int...Don't worry, Holly, nothing could turn you into TF. There just ain't enough it's-everybody-else's-fault-especially-men in you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-4261786731427551242010-02-09T01:06:32.530-05:002010-02-09T01:06:32.530-05:00Cosmo>>>Why he's so turned on by ...h...Cosmo>>>Why he's so turned on by ...hot twin sisters<br />There's no such thing as too much of a good thing. Plus, the though of them making out is totally twisted... and, therefore, smokin'.<<<<<br />Holly>>>It's not "totally twisted," it's incest. I know all you see is two hot bitches, but I see my goddamn sister.<<<<br /><br />I think Cosmo is totally wrong on this in most men's cases. The man's implausible fantasy in the hot twins scenario is the sisters sharing the man, not the man watching the sisters making out. Fonzie was always dating twins, and it was because he was supposed to be too much boy for one girl, not because they were incestuous bi girls.Mousie00noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-7352971246680837842010-02-08T13:04:31.535-05:002010-02-08T13:04:31.535-05:00I'm 5'6'' and 130 pounds, I need t...I'm 5'6'' and 130 pounds, I need to make sure I eat ENOUGH and exercise to GAIN some weight in muscle tissue...so thank you for expressing how I feel about people thinking eat less is the solution to everythingAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-10067693663696196062010-02-08T10:38:36.408-05:002010-02-08T10:38:36.408-05:00I think you're overly hard on Cosmo in regards...I think you're overly hard on <i>Cosmo</i> in regards to kink.<br /><br />I mean, here's a whole article full of sex tips for women who clearly must gag themselves and their partners during sex, not just occasionally, but every time. At least, I can come up with no other explanation for the inability of either party to say "I like X, I don't like Y, is there anything in particular you like or don't like?"Hershele Ostropolerhttp://deweydecimate.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-8633057560743640102010-02-08T04:46:34.636-05:002010-02-08T04:46:34.636-05:00there were a number of statements in there which n...there were a number of statements in there which nearly made me spit my coffee all over the screen - but the one that took the cake was "For example, if your emotional needs aren't being met, resist the urge to seek a solution or even admit there's a problem. Instead, think about how awesome and special he is." <br /><br />WTF????????????????????????????????????????Juliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06506274310934059070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-8735615298014939162010-02-08T03:24:15.030-05:002010-02-08T03:24:15.030-05:00That shoelace one reminded me of the Indian Rugbur...That shoelace one reminded me of the Indian Rugburns me and my brother would give each other when the other pissed us off. That stuff hurts soooo bad. The only way I can see this actually happening is if you hate the guy.Tiffanynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-41446405062781037602010-02-08T01:42:06.240-05:002010-02-08T01:42:06.240-05:00Stingray - A statement necklace is one that is so ...Stingray - A statement necklace is one that is so big and gaudy and ugly that it better be a statement, because it's completely failed as jewelry.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.parentsphere.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/kjl-statement-necklace.jpg" rel="nofollow">random example</a>Cliff Pervocracyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02080142422250604406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-32540468597482302062010-02-08T01:38:38.984-05:002010-02-08T01:38:38.984-05:00I don't even know what a "statement neckl...I don't even know what a "statement necklace" is. I don't even know that I <i>want</i> to know what a "statement necklace" is. Wearing your bank statement as a necklace? Ok, interesting for the crazy. That going down cleaveage? Meh. Unless there's a *lot* of zeros on the left side of the decimal point. But that'd still be weird enough to be wearing around that I'd take a pass and look for someone sane.Stingrayhttp://www.atomicnerds.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-47503034930947231472010-02-08T01:01:48.221-05:002010-02-08T01:01:48.221-05:00LabRat - There was no context, it was just part of...LabRat - There was no context, it was just part of a big unrelated list of "10 things guys wish you knew." (Two others of which were "guys don't care about how you look" and "now let me explain how I like a woman to look.") I think it was a compliment, though, in a weird way. I think he was trying to say that you're hot shit when you make your partner feel like crap for being with you.<br /><br />...I guess.Cliff Pervocracyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02080142422250604406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-11514908030014237092010-02-08T00:55:18.191-05:002010-02-08T00:55:18.191-05:00When a guy dates an intelligent woman, he thinks a...<i>When a guy dates an intelligent woman, he thinks about all the things he has done wrong and whether or not he deserves her.</i><br /><br />Please tell me the context for this was not any variation of "why you should pretend to be unthreateningly stupid". Please.LabRathttp://www.atomicnerds.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-64943003918108953712010-02-08T00:29:13.437-05:002010-02-08T00:29:13.437-05:00Yikes on those sex tips. The shoelace one is just ...Yikes on those sex tips. The shoelace one is just terrifying, and almost made me change sex as my organs tried to climb inside my body. The comb one might actually be fun if your partner had a light enough touch. The cotton ball one just makes me think I'd burst out laughing from the ticklish sensation.Vertelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770580070906411828.post-15680796247704255152010-02-07T23:18:21.103-05:002010-02-07T23:18:21.103-05:00"I noticed this when I read the section insid..."I noticed this when I read the section inside titled Cosmo Life: Healthy Sexy Strong and realized that every single tip in the section was about cutting calories. No strength or cardio exercises, no health screenings, not even advice on eating a balanced diet--just eat less. And it occurred to me: what if you're not overweight? What if you're 5'6" and 130 pounds, your current diet keeps your weight stable, and you're reading all about how health and sexiness means cutting calories every chance you get? That seems like it could mess with your head."<br /><br />Yes, this! What about people like me who have a healthy height to weight ratio? And who perhaps need to work to keep from dropping to an unhealthy weight? Cutting calories is about the least healthy/safe thing I could do (seriously, if I lose so much as 5 pounds I'm going to start worrying about my health...and then probably go eat a bacon cheeseburger). I mean, I recently had to ask my mother, who kindly buys my food, to switch from low-fat to full-fat yogurt to make it easier for me to stay at a healthy weight. And I put butter on all my vegetables (I need those calories, and I need fat). I thought healthy was not drinking soda or eating things that have been processed six ways from Sunday, or corn syrup, or partially hydrogenated gods-know-what. For someone like me, what Cosmo is advocating is anorexia. Anorexia and boatloads of health problems.<br /><br />I mean, silly me for thinking I can look sexy when I'm not underweight, let alone be healthy! What was I thinking?Evehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17055554674087590194noreply@blogger.com