The Pervocracy

Hi!  I still exist!  I got a new job as a nurse and I was very busy for a while.  I'm still busy, but I have some actual free time now. ...

First order of business: is anyone going to the Geeky Kink Event this weekend?   Rowdy and I will be there and would love to meet people in...

The trailer for the FSoG movie is out, and here's my mini-review .  (And  one more thought on it .)  I have a weird mix of glee and sor...

Home stretch, you guys.  And a tough stretch it is.  This chapter is almost entirely composed of emails.  Here's that bug-eyed guy graph...

There's only 25 chapters in this book.  We're gonna make it. I have to admit, it's all starting to blur together for me.  In t...

Call Mara Wilson a "sad fuck" , will you, E.L. James?  Well, I've got some news for you: all of the fucks in your book are sa...

Last chapter Our Heroes had an ooky gynecologist appointment and a bunch of sex, and that was about it.  I always feel so indifferent and un...

It's baaaaaack. When we last saw our heroes, Stud BeefThud had arranged a really weird gynecologist exam for Ana at his house, bec...

I'm not dead!  I'm in the last month of nursing school.  I haven't had much time or energy to write.  I'm utterly exhausted,...

I'm back!  Unfortunately, I've been going through some bad depression once again, so... yeah.  That's why.  I'm getting trea...

ANNOUNCEMENT:  I will be speaking at the University of Chicago Sex Week again this year!   I'll be talking about "Sex Outside The ...

When we last read Fifty Shades of Grey , our hero was threatening our heroine with rape and furiously badgering her any time she disagreed w...

In the last chapter, our hero broke into our heroine's house and raped her.  So.  Really nowhere to go but up from here, I guess. C...

This is not going to be a very funny chapter. I would not blame you one bit if you skipped it. I'm going to go through it, for the sake ...

It's a double post day!  Because I decided to, that's why!  And because nothing happens in either chapter, so really it's like g...

Nothing interesting happens in this chapter, but I made a really good joke in Chapter 11, and we won't get to that if I don't post t...

When we left off, Dirk HardPec was raging out at Ana because she admitted to him that she was a virgin. I remind you that this is our roma...

When we last saw our intrepid heroes, they were entering Hack BlowFist's playroom, and she was playing "I'm too innocent to kn...

When we last left our intrepid heroes, he was committing sexual assault in an elevator, and her inner goddess was doing a samba about it. ...