The Pervocracy

Pink cover!  Kate Upton!  That one facial expression that's apparently "sexy" but would read as unbearably snotty if anyon...

(Yes, I have a modular hacked vibrator in my bedroom. I don't know why you'd imagine for an instant that I wouldn't.) I can...

Because Nothing is Scarier . I used to believe there was such a thing as The Worst Thing In The World.  It's a pretty nebulous thi...

White cover!  Zooey Deschanel!  I don't know if her "quirkiness" is a marketing strategy or is the Real Her, but frankly, ...

When I was sixteen, my boyfriend Kevin brought me a vibrator.  (His mom had bought it, which... awwwwkward, but it was her well-intentione...

OpenCage photo library I was having sex with Rowdy.  I was on my knees, and he was behind me, thrusting, slapping my ass, biting m...

[Helen Gurley Brown, the editor-in-chief who transformed Cosmopolitan the general interest magazine into Cosmo the blowjob advice reposito...

The Dreaded Bunny Flogger. It still counts. Last night, Rowdy and I did BDSM play and had sex.  What mental image does that give you?  W...

So this blog has been dark for a few weeks.  That's partly just because I'm a pathological procrastinator and I had a lot of schoo...

There's a lot of articles out there about "red flags" to watch out for when you're dating someone.  My favorite is the d...

Light pink cover!  Light pink invisi-pants! ...Hang on here.  "Wow Your Man With These Moves Inspired by Fifty Shades of Grey "...

When I worked on an ambulance (this is my personal "one time in band camp"), we were at a nursing home, dropping a patient off a...

Flickr user BadSwan Have you ever been in a house that had something just egregiously wrong with it?  Something massively unsafe and unc...

On our vacation, Rowdy and I stayed with his family.  His parents made us sleep in separate beds because we weren't married.  Gotta ke...

[This time I have a really good excuse for not posting!  Namely that I was very busy lying in the sun by the shore of a beautiful lake in th...

Via tumblr  happybdsm , which is awesome [Oh jeez it's been too long. I don't even have a good excuse this time.  The dog ate my...

Blue cover!  Pink!  I mean... er, you know what I mean, there's a picture!  "Where to Meet a Guy in June!" Thanks, Cosmo, ...