The Pervocracy

I just got back from Christmas with Rowdy's family!  It was happy and cozy and his parents cooked like they were fattening us up to ea...

TRIGGER WARNING FOR RAPE on all that follows, including all links. [I wasn't going to write this post today. Believe it or not, I re...

Now someone, somewhere, thinks it's normal to slut-shame a steak. Rowdy and I watched porn together last night.  Because Rowdy is a...

[Wow, already? Is it just me or is this one really early?  I know Cosmo always runs a couple weeks ahead of the title date, but this seems e...

[For those who missed it: I haven't been not-writing, I've been writing elsewhere!  Check out my post at Captain Awkward: Pretty Sho...

It's that time again!  Light blue cover!  Taylor Swift!  Wait, that's supposed to be Taylor Swift?!  I know what Taylor Swift l...

Pic unrelated; I just wanted to show off what an amazing pumpkin carver I am. One of my grandmother's favorite platitudes when I wa...

Pink cover!  Kate Upton!  That one facial expression that's apparently "sexy" but would read as unbearably snotty if anyon...

(Yes, I have a modular hacked vibrator in my bedroom. I don't know why you'd imagine for an instant that I wouldn't.) I can...

Because Nothing is Scarier . I used to believe there was such a thing as The Worst Thing In The World.  It's a pretty nebulous thi...

White cover!  Zooey Deschanel!  I don't know if her "quirkiness" is a marketing strategy or is the Real Her, but frankly, ...

When I was sixteen, my boyfriend Kevin brought me a vibrator.  (His mom had bought it, which... awwwwkward, but it was her well-intentione...

OpenCage photo library I was having sex with Rowdy.  I was on my knees, and he was behind me, thrusting, slapping my ass, biting m...

[Helen Gurley Brown, the editor-in-chief who transformed Cosmopolitan the general interest magazine into Cosmo the blowjob advice reposito...

The Dreaded Bunny Flogger. It still counts. Last night, Rowdy and I did BDSM play and had sex.  What mental image does that give you?  W...

So this blog has been dark for a few weeks.  That's partly just because I'm a pathological procrastinator and I had a lot of schoo...

There's a lot of articles out there about "red flags" to watch out for when you're dating someone.  My favorite is the d...

Light pink cover!  Light pink invisi-pants! ...Hang on here.  "Wow Your Man With These Moves Inspired by Fifty Shades of Grey "...