The Pervocracy

Captain Awkward. Or Sue.  I might have gotten my notes switched. I had an amazing time in Chicago this weekend.   Everyone at the Unive...

[Content notes (and how fucked up is it that a fluffy fashion magazine needs them?): fat-hatred, transmisogyny.] Pink cover!  Mi...

First, some big news: I am going to be speaking at the University of Chicago Sex Week! More details available here , but the short versio...

A vaginal photoplethysmograph. It knows what you like. Even if you disagree. I got about fifteen pages into Sex at Dawn before giving u...

Red cover!  Julianne Hough!  The older I get, the less often I recognize these people!  Not quite sure how to feel about that!  She'...

"But if you do happen to unzip your fly, then, uh... uh... enjoy your new life as a cautionary example?" Look at any forum or...

I just got back from Christmas with Rowdy's family!  It was happy and cozy and his parents cooked like they were fattening us up to ea...

TRIGGER WARNING FOR RAPE on all that follows, including all links. [I wasn't going to write this post today. Believe it or not, I re...

Now someone, somewhere, thinks it's normal to slut-shame a steak. Rowdy and I watched porn together last night.  Because Rowdy is a...

[Wow, already? Is it just me or is this one really early?  I know Cosmo always runs a couple weeks ahead of the title date, but this seems e...

[For those who missed it: I haven't been not-writing, I've been writing elsewhere!  Check out my post at Captain Awkward: Pretty Sho...

It's that time again!  Light blue cover!  Taylor Swift!  Wait, that's supposed to be Taylor Swift?!  I know what Taylor Swift l...

Pic unrelated; I just wanted to show off what an amazing pumpkin carver I am. One of my grandmother's favorite platitudes when I wa...

Pink cover!  Kate Upton!  That one facial expression that's apparently "sexy" but would read as unbearably snotty if anyon...

(Yes, I have a modular hacked vibrator in my bedroom. I don't know why you'd imagine for an instant that I wouldn't.) I can...

Because Nothing is Scarier . I used to believe there was such a thing as The Worst Thing In The World.  It's a pretty nebulous thi...