The Pervocracy

Man, the abstinence movement rhetoric about oxytocin is weird . Never mind that the scientific basis is pretty shaky. Never mind that it...

To not have one more anonymous fuck or play session until I have been on at least one honest-to-God, clothes-on, actual-conversation-made da...

Shove me to my knees, piss in my face, make me call you Daddy, beat me til I cry. Let's engage in humiliation, watersports, role-play, a...

And part-time indie rocker, hair jet black and spiky, body pale and lean. I met him near his apartment, in a cool part of town, where even ...

1. Mr. Standalone Dick Shot "u like wat u see? 8 inches" [picture of angry purple erection, taken down body, dick clenched in fist...

Lauren Conrad on the cover! Whoever that is! And she's wearing a top that looks sort of like a sports bra and sort of like a corset! ...

Another random fuck today! Sometimes I worry a little that this is a dangerous hobby, and it is, but I think the dangers also get overhyped...

FYI: I would lick the sweat from Joel McHale's balls. Also, Anthony Bourdain! And he probably tastes a lot worse.

The last time I had sex it was a one-night stand with a chef with pierced nipples and a charming resemblance to a younger Anthony Bourdain. ...

I hung out with Benny and I feel better. We didn't play or fuck, just talked and watched TV all cuddled up. There's probably somet...

I'm having a lonely. A pretty harsh one actually. I think I need to find myself an actual date. I've had a bad streak of playing w...

Hallo, die Deutschen! Ich bin sehr sexuell erregt durch Ihre Rasse! Bitte senden Sie mir einige Ihrer köstliche Bier!

Unfortunately, at work we're very comfortable talking about our sex lives. No problem if your sex life is basically a binary "I go...

I played with a new top today and sadly I think it was one of the least satisfying experiences since I've been active in the kinky commu...

Don't worry, everything's perfectly safe! I've got one of these! Not that they're a bad idea, of course, but these things s...

I am, in a sort of amicable and inevitable way, single again. Sigh. It's (I hope) not a "fuck you, you crazy bitch" thing ha...

I was playing with a puppy last night. By "puppy," I mean "grown ass man down on all fours going 'ruff' and begging ...

Welp, I shot the bit. It's for a piece about craigslist's beautifully skanky Casual Encounters page and I told stories about meetin...

Every year, Seattle's awesome alternative weekly The Stranger hosts a porn/sexually-oriented-filmmaking-of-some-sort festival called HU...

What is it with firefighters and craigslist? I mean, I know they're manhos and have as much right to be as any profession short of NAS...