What is it with women-folk and that measuring thing? My wife has apparently done it to me in my sleep, but she asks all the time. It feels too much like being a science experiment and bugs me a little.
Scott - I measure penises for the same reason that I ask men their middle names and where they went to elementary school--when I'm infatuated with a boy I want to know all about him, whether I actually need the knowledge or not.
Also, if I suspect the result will be over six inches there's a certain degree of pride.
Also, if I suspect the result will be over six inches there's a certain degree of pride. ? You're proud for landing an above-average dude or for surviving being pounded with 6 inches of dude?
Why are you measuring?
ReplyDeleteBruno - For Science!
ReplyDelete...I dunno, I'm a curious person. In both senses.
Will you report on your findings? Perhaps you could get them published in The Pacific Northwest Journal of Perversion.
ReplyDeleteBruno - I report on everything, it is my blessing and my curse.
ReplyDeleteDunno about PNJP though, the peer review process might be a little upsetting. I was thinking more the popular press: Nosy Bitches Weekly?
What is it with women-folk and that measuring thing? My wife has apparently done it to me in my sleep, but she asks all the time. It feels too much like being a science experiment and bugs me a little.
ReplyDeleteScott - I measure penises for the same reason that I ask men their middle names and where they went to elementary school--when I'm infatuated with a boy I want to know all about him, whether I actually need the knowledge or not.
ReplyDeleteAlso, if I suspect the result will be over six inches there's a certain degree of pride.
Also, if I suspect the result will be over six inches there's a certain degree of pride.
ReplyDelete? You're proud for landing an above-average dude or for surviving being pounded with 6 inches of dude?
Bruno - both! I wouldn't say "surviving" so much as "being honored with", though.
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