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Friday, May 16, 2008

"Shocking."

I'm going to be stun-gunned. I'm terrified. A fucking stun gun. Fuck.

The horrifying part is that it will only happen if I consent to it. And I will.

Because, man, I'd regret it forever if I didn't.
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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 16, 2008 at 3:38 PM

    It only hurts for a few minutes...Just make sure that he doesn't do it long enough to burn you. That sucks.

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  2. Louie Monkey-PestMay 17, 2008 at 10:46 PM

    Try a dog shock collar instead. Its great for being trained.If you don't instantly comply its "ZAP" with no way to resist.

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  3. AnonymousMay 27, 2008 at 12:09 AM

    Actually, I quite like stun guns to the limbs. One on the back of my forearm makes my hand do the most amazing "Frankenstein waking up" impression...

    I haven't tried one elsewhere, but I guess I should...

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