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Saturday, May 3, 2008

An unsettling conversation.

Benny (mostly teasing): You should have your sister over here sometime with us.
Me: Ugh.
Benny (wistful now): I actually think it'd be kinda hot...
Me: It'd be incest.
Benny (suddenly awkward now): Well, that's, uh, kinda... I know... well, it's a taboo, isn't it, you know? I mean... as a fantasy...
Me: Oh god, please tell me you and your sisters never...
Benny: No, no. They're much older than me.
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13 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 4, 2008 at 2:30 AM

    Jon is a sick , sick man. Now if it was a cousin...

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  2. Cliff PervocracyMay 4, 2008 at 3:14 AM

    Matty - I know! I'm so used to it I wasn't even shocked, it was just a "oh, there he goes again" sort of thing.

    But, uh, what's this about cousins? Matty?

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  3. AnonymousMay 4, 2008 at 3:31 PM

    Hokay, didn't see that coming out of his mouth.

    That does get you thinking though. You have to wonder why (generally) all incest is taboo, unless it involves sisters. Is a twins fetish that bad? Hmm.

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  4. DonMay 4, 2008 at 4:28 PM

    Not sure there's much an "unless" there, Owen. :)

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  5. AnonymousMay 4, 2008 at 5:53 PM

    I just meant he wouldn't have been such a sick, sick man if he would have said cousins. Yeah, that is what I meant

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  6. SoulhuntreMay 4, 2008 at 11:21 PM

    Sister incest is hot... it doesn't have to have a reason, it just is.

    Twins is like a bonus.

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  7. MissMay 4, 2008 at 11:58 PM

    You'll be right into this, then, Soulhuntre: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zsfXGry4hX0&eurl=http://onedatatime.typepad.com/dick_liker/2008/05/the-fear-of-bei.html

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  8. MissMay 5, 2008 at 12:00 AM

    Oh dear, no linkage eh? OK, well, look up "The Schappell Twins 3" on YouTube.

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  9. SunflowerPMay 5, 2008 at 12:11 AM

    How I read this: It never occurred to him that it was incest (and I'm not sure he completely grasped it even when you told him) because he wouldn't be doing anything incestuous.

    Sunflower

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  10. Cliff PervocracyMay 5, 2008 at 2:33 AM

    Sunflower - I think that explains men fantasizing about two sisters in general, but the reason Jon said he hadn't done anything with his sisters--because they were too old rather than because, you know, yuck--makes me suspect a genuine fetish.

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  11. AnonymousMay 5, 2008 at 2:58 PM

    I think if they are sisters it's extra hot if they are a bit ditsy. Then they might not even fully comprehend the wrongness. I think that solves the issue. lol.

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  12. AnonymousMay 5, 2008 at 4:43 PM

    Um....creepy?

    The twins thing creeps me out deeply in part because it is considered a relatively normal fetish, and that's just beyond dehumanizing. Well, that and the fact that Rick has a twin sister and, just--no.

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  13. AnonymousNovember 18, 2009 at 11:01 AM

    I'm with Benny on this one. Incest is a legitimate fetish. I happen to have a bit of it. What's the big deal?

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