Drew - I hate to point this out to you (well, okay, I don't hate it), but you are, uh... well-proportioned for your size, certainly. If you know what I'm getting at.
Bruno - When tall guys flog or whip me in a standing position, they have a tendency to err a little high when aiming for my upper back and whup me in the back of the head instead. Which is painful (I know, duh, but it's unpleasant pain), breaks me out of the scene, and is potentially dangerous.
Geez, it's not like you're all THAT short, or it's hard to avoid hitting you in the head!
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Can you explain this to use vanilla guys?
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Drew - I hate to point this out to you (well, okay, I don't hate it), but you are, uh... well-proportioned for your size, certainly. If you know what I'm getting at.
ReplyDeleteBruno - When tall guys flog or whip me in a standing position, they have a tendency to err a little high when aiming for my upper back and whup me in the back of the head instead. Which is painful (I know, duh, but it's unpleasant pain), breaks me out of the scene, and is potentially dangerous.
Oh my goodness. I snorked my tea when I read this post. The helmet heel combination? Dead sexy.
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