Please comment with some or all of the following:
Time of day:
Location traditionally associated with sex:
Woman's costume:
Man's costume:
Famous woman:
Something people swim or bathe in:
Appendage:
Erogenous zone:
Household object:
Body part:
Gooey edible substance:
Body part:
Period of time:
Sex position/move:
Sex position/move:
Whatever activity your heart desires:
I expect great things!
Time of day: Right after Oprah
ReplyDeleteLocation traditionally associated with sex: Ice cream truck
Woman's costume: Lunch lady
Man's costume: Jihadist
Famous woman: Lady MacBeth
Something people swim or bathe in: Speedos
Appendage: Pseudopod
Erogenous zone: Perineum
Household object: Sliding door
Body part: Warts
Gooey edible substance: Chilled monkey brains
Body part: Gills
Period of time: Neolithic Age
Sex position/move: Sounding
Sex position/move: Sounding with a baseball bat
Whatever activity your heart desires: Tooth-filing
(By trying to screw that up, I probably screwed up. But I'll be interested to see the results.)
Time of day: 4 am(ass-fuck time)
ReplyDeleteLocation traditionally associated with sex: Your mom's bed
Woman's costume: Nurse
Man's costume: Tarzan
Famous woman: Catherine the Great
Something people swim or bathe in: Kiddie pools full of semen
Appendage: Third leg
Erogenous zone: The boobies
Household object: Iron
Body part: Labia
Gooey edible substance: also with the semen
Body part: eyes
Period of time: Time not on period
Sex position/move: Sex moves
Sex position/move: A2M
Whatever activity your heart desires: Mechanical bull-riding
Ask and ye shall recieve, though 'great' might not be lived up to...
ReplyDeleteTime of day: Now...
Location traditionally associated with sex: bed? kitchen table? shower? couch?
Woman's costume: geisha
Man's costume: priest mmmm....
Famous woman: Madame Curie
Something people swim or bathe in: nada!
Appendage: cock *grins*
Erogenous zone: back.. no really, my whole back...
Household object: spatula, evil, evil ikea spatula
Body part: eyes, pretty pretty blue eyes
Gooey edible substance: semen!
Body part: cock!
Period of time: now! gods damnit, now!
Sex position/move: 'doggie style'
Sex position/move: 'the pretzel' as I call it
Whatever activity your heart desires: sex? with one or more partners! possibly with another couple, but I'm not sure I'd want to share them just now... *blush*