Someone asked me to do a bunch of sex toy reviews. I live to serve, so here ya go, someone!
Your most basic sex toy.
Okay, for starters, don't pay $15. There are like a million ways to get these things for $3-5 or free, and it's the same product and works just as well.
This thing is really easy on batteries. I've had the same two AAs in it for over a year of pretty frequent use.
And it's silent! If you dangle it in the air or hold it in your palm you can hear it, but press it where it's gonna go and it's damn near 100% muffled.
As far as functionality, it's very pure: a tiny little unit of vibration where you want it. It works on penises (only some guys like it, but the ones who do love it), nipples (very interesting with clamped nipples), clitorises, labia, anything external. I once heard a crazy person say she used it on her "third eye" but I think that would just rattle your skull pretty bad.
This toy works for everything from "it's the end of a long day but I'm horny, let's get my rocks off quick so I can sleep" to elaborate scenes. If you only have one sex toy, this'd be a pretty good choice.
Thought about getting something like this for a female friend, you recommend this or something more elaborate for Xmas?
ReplyDeleteHow does one get these for free?
ReplyDeleteThomas - Make really sure that this friend would appreciate a sex toy present, because someone gave a vibrator to one of my friends inappropriately and it freaked her the hell out.
ReplyDeleteIf it is appropriate, yeah, it'd be an okay present, if a fairly cheapass one since bullet vibes are $0-$5 in stores. Maybe give it in a gift bundle with some porn she'd like?
(If you don't know what type of porn she'd like, this is one of many indications that this is not an appropriate gift. Give her fancy chocolate or something.)
Bruno - They're free with purchase at a lot of sex stores. Also, whenever there's a sex-related giveaway it will be one of these--Babeland gave out free bullet vibes to voters on Election Day, for instance.
I'm kinda familiar with the delicacies of the gift. I've known others to give/get gifts that were meant to be fun/humorous but ended up being creepy. But thanks for the reminder, I'll think twice, and then a third time before purchasing. Gift certs are a lot safer for sure. A gift basket is also a nice idea.
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