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Friday, June 19, 2009

Sex toys in the backpack.

TSA guy: "Hey Bob, get a load of this!"

Bob and TSA guy: *hurr*

Me: Entertaining, ain't it, fellas?



In retrospect I should have burst out in tears. I don't really care, but it would have put them in a more entertaining position.

12 comments:

  1. Maybe they've never seen such things.

    Maybe their just jackasses.

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  2. TSA: Smoooooth with the laaadies . . .

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  3. Mithras61 - Actually, I'm surprised they don't see them so often they're numb. Maybe he was new. Or maybe my cache was a little overachieving.

    Perlhaqr - Huh? Is this to be the spark for La Revolution?

    DG - My only fear was that they think it's all for masturbatory use because I never get laid. As long as they only think I'm a slut/pervert, that's okay.

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  4. What toys were there? It sounds as if there was more than just a vibrator?

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  5. The revolution will not be sexblogged.

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  6. In retrospect I should have burst out in tears. I don't really care, but it would have put them in a more entertaining position.

    You can always do this on the return trip if you're so inclined.

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  7. Men have an advantage. When I moved last time my family was helping. My cousin's wife came up to me and said "i found your toy box" and held it up. I said "great! Did you find My wife's!?"
    that put a drastic halt to any kidding/questions.

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  8. I don't get it; couldn't she have started bugging you and your wife about your sex toys?

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  9. Awww, c'mon, Don! We'll need something to lighten the mood after a hard day of guerilla warfare.

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