I'm a very perverted girl in many ways, but this is the line I will not cross. Total turn-off. Many a literotica-type fiction has been ruined for me by unexpected rimming. I know that there are many logical arguments that could be made: can be made very clean, genitals which I am thrilled to mouth aren't exactly sterile either, etc. Still. So, yeah, could they expect anything other than, "uh, tastes like ass?"
Hey, y'know, I have given and recieved both ends of that particular form of sexplay. As long as everyone is clean and willing, it's hot as all hell.
I love it knowing that I'm not the only one. No one that I know really wants to talk about it, and the one other person who ever brought up doing that in my company was unfortunately hated upon.
I have a cherished memory of eating my woman's ass while she was on the computer texting one of her friends:
"Do you want to go and see a *whatever new movie*?"
"No, I'm busy"
I found that you can feel total love towards someone at the same time you enjoy the pleasures of their bottom with your tounge.
Oh Holly, I love these quick posts sometimes. Really, you have such a way of putting these things; straight to the point and funny. Go after shower bum love!
Is this your butt-based metaphorical way of telling me you don't like my picture? You hurt me deep, Hole-y. You hurt me real deep.
ReplyDeleteIf you weren't multiply-taken, Jack, I tell ya...
ReplyDeleteI'm a very perverted girl in many ways, but this is the line I will not cross. Total turn-off. Many a literotica-type fiction has been ruined for me by unexpected rimming. I know that there are many logical arguments that could be made: can be made very clean, genitals which I am thrilled to mouth aren't exactly sterile either, etc. Still. So, yeah, could they expect anything other than, "uh, tastes like ass?"
ReplyDeleteHey, y'know, I have given and recieved both ends of that particular form of sexplay. As long as everyone is clean and willing, it's hot as all hell.
ReplyDeleteI love it knowing that I'm not the only one. No one that I know really wants to talk about it, and the one other person who ever brought up doing that in my company was unfortunately hated upon.
I have a cherished memory of eating my woman's ass while she was on the computer texting one of her friends:
"Do you want to go and see a *whatever new movie*?"
"No, I'm busy"
I found that you can feel total love towards someone at the same time you enjoy the pleasures of their bottom with your tounge.
Fuck yeah, Holly. You rule.
...No, wait, it shows that I'm a really easy target for mockery.
ReplyDeleteDAMMIT!
*runs crying from the room*
Team rimming! I think it's the best. But yes, unexpected bad hygiene is an instant dealbreaker.
ReplyDeleteOh Holly, I love these quick posts sometimes. Really, you have such a way of putting these things; straight to the point and funny. Go after shower bum love!
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