Oh shit. It looks like a whole bunch of people who were at the party have contracted a disease. It's viral, it can be treated but not cured, the effects are uncomfortable and embarrassing, and it's highly contagious. Even condoms don't stop it from spreading.
Yeah... we've got the flu.
(I am still making it to Dating While Feminist! I may come with an oxygen mask and IV drip, but I'll be there!)
Lolz! You had me going until the punch line. I hope you feel better soon.
ReplyDeleteThat's what you get for not using protection when you breathe. ;-p
ReplyDeleteIf you isolated everyone in the world into small groups and prevented those groups from directly interacting with each other, and properly sterilized all indirect interactions - then in a few months most human-specific diseases, even some STDs, would go extinct. And then you'd see a rise in autoimmune disorders because our immune systems are primed to fight off things on a semi-regular basis and sometimes go haywire if they don't.
"I may come with an oxygen mask..."
ReplyDeleteLet's face it, that wouldn't be the weirdest thing you've had on your face when you come. :)
Jack
Gosh, I hope you don't really have the flu flu. Sounds miserable. Definitely not sexy at all. Nothing sucks like being sick when it's hot and humid. Hope you feel better soon!
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean you skipped scene size-up and BSI?
ReplyDeleteSCENE SAFETY BSI MOI CONSIDER SPINE STABILIZATION INITIAL IMPRESSION ABCS AVPU CHIEF COMPLAINT VITAL SIGNS TRANSPORT DECISION SAMPLE HISTORY FOCUSED EXAM
ReplyDeletegoddammit
You really are easy to set off.
ReplyDeletelol....Love the EMS emesis there. Anyway, hope you are feeling better soon.
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