Happy birthday Holly :) And all those "kitty" metaphors are cultural handwaving over the fact that women get more adventurous, assertive, and comfortable with who they are and what they want as they get older. ;) For all the glorification of adolescence and youth as THE time of your life*/pinnacle of desirability**, you'd be hard put to find a lot of people who would like to back to that age *shudder*. It definitely gets better! :D
*/**Maybe for those who peaked in high school, but many of us 'late bloomers' who didn't come into our looks or find our own kind until much after high school didn't find that time to be so much fun as to be endured.
best offer I've had all year. I'll bet neither of us ever patronized our local football team. Though I did at one point use the phrase 'Sacking the Quarterback' for wearing a condom. Since I went to Eastern for the most part, I'm technically an Eagle.
So here's a bird for ya honey! Bright side is that with your birthday, I'm no longer twice your age.
Here is an article that explains why slutty women have no marriage value, and how a slut who is proud of being a slut is like a drug addict who is proud of taking drugs :
If you get to be a cougar, can I be a platypus (this is my attempt at silliness and not me coming out as a furry...notthattheresanythingwrongwiththatoranything....).
Yeah, Holly, I guess the next time you're having hot sex with several people at once you'll have to stop and shed a tear for how awful your life is. :D
Honestly, Holly, I think all he's trying to say is that in the midsts of your multi-orgasmic, mind-blowing sex with two human beings with whom you have a wonderful connection, you should, like, feel bad that you're having so much fun.
It's a very Christian thing to say! Maybe he's a Catholic. That would explain a lot of things. Hair shirts and suchlike, right?
Oh, man. And I was so hoping to marry a guy who judges women based on how much sex they've had. Judgmental pricks with Madonna/whore complex are sooooo dreamy!
My boyfriend is SEEN with me, dumbshit... the "this is why you'll be single forever" bullshit works marginally better on people who are at least single.
OLLDD MAAAAIIIDD!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday! :D
GRRRRRR!
ReplyDeleteNo dear I'm a cougar!
Huck the Fuskies!
Happy Birthday!
ReplyDeleteCougars are taller, though.
Happy birthday! :)
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday :)
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday!
ReplyDeleteHappy Happy Happy Birthday
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, beautiful!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, old lady!
ReplyDeleteYou're not a cougar til 30, but Congrats and Happy Birthday, sexy lady!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday! May you enjoy many more!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday! It's only a few days after mine. :D
ReplyDeleteHey John B, screw you.
ReplyDeleteGO DAWGS
WOOF WOOF
Happy birthday Holly :) And all those "kitty" metaphors are cultural handwaving over the fact that women get more adventurous, assertive, and comfortable with who they are and what they want as they get older. ;) For all the glorification of adolescence and youth as THE time of your life*/pinnacle of desirability**, you'd be hard put to find a lot of people who would like to back to that age *shudder*. It definitely gets better! :D
ReplyDelete*/**Maybe for those who peaked in high school, but many of us 'late bloomers' who didn't come into our looks or find our own kind until much after high school didn't find that time to be so much fun as to be endured.
Happy Birthday!
ReplyDeleteComing out of lurker mode to wish you a happy birthday! May you have a fantastic day!
ReplyDeleteyou cant be a cougar if youre dating older men. you gotta date 18/19 year old guys!
ReplyDeleteYou've graduated to capybara.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, Holly! May your birthday cake be cheerfully smeared on your boobs and then eaten off. :P
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!
ReplyDeletebest offer I've had all year. I'll bet neither of us ever patronized our local football team. Though I did at one point use the phrase 'Sacking the Quarterback' for wearing a condom. Since I went to Eastern for the most part, I'm technically an Eagle.
ReplyDeleteSo here's a bird for ya honey! Bright side is that with your birthday, I'm no longer twice your age.
Happy birthday miss! Have a great one.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday! And many happy returns! And what is all this 'cougar' nonsense??
ReplyDelete*just now gets the 'cougar' jokes*
ReplyDeleteMy brother's a Coug. Once a Coug, always a Coug! Go Cougars!! (I was born and raised in Spokane.) So at 23...I'm a Cougar, too!
Same age as me!! Happy happy birthday :D
ReplyDeleteHere is an article that explains why slutty women have no marriage value, and how a slut who is proud of being a slut is like a drug addict who is proud of taking drugs :
ReplyDeletehttp://www.inmalafide.com/2010/11/08/october-2010-stupid-girl-of-the-month/
Happy (now belated) birthday!
ReplyDeleteIf you get to be a cougar, can I be a platypus (this is my attempt at silliness and not me coming out as a furry...notthattheresanythingwrongwiththatoranything....).
Happy birthday a day late!
ReplyDeleteYeah, Holly, I guess the next time you're having hot sex with several people at once you'll have to stop and shed a tear for how awful your life is. :D
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday!
Honestly, Holly, I think all he's trying to say is that in the midsts of your multi-orgasmic, mind-blowing sex with two human beings with whom you have a wonderful connection, you should, like, feel bad that you're having so much fun.
ReplyDeleteIt's a very Christian thing to say! Maybe he's a Catholic. That would explain a lot of things. Hair shirts and suchlike, right?
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Late happy birthday :)
ReplyDeleteHappy belated birthday!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday! Woo!
ReplyDeleteNope, you dumbshits.
ReplyDeleteTHe article clearly explains that the more sexual partners a woman has, the less suitable she is for marriage.
Sure, guys will dump a fuck in her and discard a slut like Holly. But they don't want to be SEEN with her.
Surely you dumbshits are not that dumb.
Irrelevant BS is irrelevant, anon. Nobody cares.
ReplyDeleteHappy happy birthday!
ReplyDeleteOh, man. And I was so hoping to marry a guy who judges women based on how much sex they've had. Judgmental pricks with Madonna/whore complex are sooooo dreamy!
ReplyDeleteMy boyfriend is SEEN with me, dumbshit... the "this is why you'll be single forever" bullshit works marginally better on people who are at least single.
ReplyDeleteJealous troll is jealous.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, Holly! <3 <3 <3
It's especially hilarious to those of us in the commentariat who ARE married.
ReplyDelete"I don't see anything wrong with what Holly does so hostile assholes with massive issues will never want me! OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."
Belated Happy Birthday!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of which, when do we see you in your BIRTHDAY suit, again?
(See what I did there?)
(Yeah, I know, it wasn't that funny)