The Pervocracy

I've mentioned before in passing that there's a big overlap between perverts and geeks. There are always people wearing their colla...

I keep putting off looking for a boy because I feel like I'm not attractive enough. I know this is dumb. A) I'm not getting any mo...

Silent night missletoe or a camel toe lol holy night Exhibitionist male seeking voyuer females to watch me shoot my load. All is calm If you...

I was at the zoo the other day (the Point Defiance Zoo and Aquarium--Zoolights are on 'til the 4th!) and I saw a Beluga ( a white whale ...

I love being naked. I sleep naked every night. (I put on a bathrobe to leave the room, even just to the bathroom--my roommate puts up with...

It's sex, so your mileage may and does vary. Hell, I can't keep the same mileage myself for two weeks running. But certain things ...

Here's a question I still haven't quite learned to answer like a grown-up: "So, uh, what're you into?" Imagine going t...

Purple cover! Amanda Bynes! Funny, I always thought it was "Byrnes" until now! Wearing a leopard-print dress thing that looks l...

The worst part of being single right now, the one thing that cannot be replaced by any combination of emotionally intimate friends and physi...

Shit, a whole week? I've been a very naughty blogger. I should be punished. Spanked. Made to tell you what a dirty dirty girl I am a...

What does it mean when a guy is hard as hell when you slide a buttplug up his ass, hard and dripping and making little "mmm" noise...

Sex toys always have embarrassing names. I'm not really sure what name wouldn't be embarrassing though; none comes to mind. It...

Oh man. This right here, this is 90% of the reason I'm taking a break from the kink community right now. (5%: Because my job is suckin...

Someone asked me to do a bunch of sex toy reviews. I live to serve, so here ya go, someone! Your most basic sex toy. Okay, for starters, do...

I'm thankful that I've gotten to live so many of my dreams already.

We were both surprised at each others' looks when we met at the door. He'd grown a goatee; I'd started wearing glasses. We...

Well, there's always Benny. Filthy details later because I'm so tired right now. I was pretty tired during, honestly. It's har...

I'm getting desperate. Tonight's attempted fuck managed to actually be fucking me when he had his crisis of conscience. It was lit...

It's truly amazing how many men there are on craigslist who are "straight, looking to suck & fuck with another straight guy....