I was going through my site analytics the other day, looking at my traffic and the search terms that bring people to the blog--both to give me an idea of what content works for readers, and to amuse myself with the fact that I get searches for "i am a 30 year old female and whatever deorderant i use its not helping what can i use"and"woman anus poo blog."
One search term stood out to me; someone had searched on it thirty-one different times.
"rowdy loves holly pervocracy."
All of the searches were from one person, in rapid succession, using different search engines. One person who lived in the same town as me. And one person who had done this on purpose, knowing I check my search terms, to send me a message. A message written in Google and Yahoo, Bing and Ask.
Rowdy had sent me a love note through the Internet.
D'aww.
ReplyDeleteLet me be the first of many to say: D'awwww.
ReplyDelete(Crap. This didn't post the first time, and by the time the page refreshed, I wasn't the first any more. Ah well. My d'awwww still stands.)
There is not a ":3 d'aaaaawwwwwwwww" big enough. We don't have the technology to construct it.
ReplyDeleteAwwwwww. Geek love! So cute.
ReplyDeleteThat is SO SWEET.
ReplyDeleteThat is adorable, and allow me to add one more d'awaawwwww to the pile.
ReplyDeleteAWWWWWWWWW.
ReplyDeleteP.S.: I think Karen Finley already had a show called "woman anus poo blog," be careful or she might sue you...
Awesome ^_^
ReplyDeletethis is SUPER cool!
ReplyDeleteThat is so very cute.
ReplyDeleteAllow me to add my D'AWWWWWWW to the masses. ^^
ReplyDeleteThat is quite possibly the cutest thing ever. ::tears up::
ReplyDeleteThat is positively adorable!
ReplyDelete:3
ReplyDeleteThat is cuter than puppies, otters and baby ducklings put together.
ReplyDeleteThat is so obscenely cute that I think I lost a portion of my brain to it.
ReplyDeleteYou are incredibly lucky to have someone who loves you that much.
Since you already got all the "AWWWWW!!!" responses, how about this interpretation? The only way to get your attention is to pretend to be a random blog searcher on the Internet!
ReplyDeleteOf course, I'm just kidding around! It really is insanely cute. But you know what's even cuter? THIS:
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5102/5769851704_374605322b_z.jpg
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww rowdy
ReplyDeleteadorable :D
ReplyDeleteYet another "awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww." Too cute.
ReplyDeleteIt really is sweet geek. The subtlety of it makes my toes curl in "squee"!
ReplyDeleteThat is so sweet. I shall twenty-second the 'aww'!
ReplyDeleteOk that is awesome.
ReplyDeleteThe Internet: is there anything it can't do?
ReplyDeleteSo cuuute! I seriously "awwwww'd" out loud.
ReplyDeleteThis post is full of awesome
ReplyDeleteAwwwww that is absolutely awesome. Wish I could think of things so geeky and cute. Wonder how the idea came to him? Because it can't be said enough: awwwwww!
ReplyDeleteThis is just so adorable. And I know from adorable. I used to work in a pet store.
ReplyDelete...okay I know my geek credentials suck right now because I don't get how he did that.
ReplyDeleteBut yeah. aw. is teh cutes
Wow, what a guy! Romance is not dead - it's playing hide and seek. Awesome.
ReplyDeleteI just about popped.
ReplyDeleteLet me be the 50th person to tell you that that is so amazingly cute.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I love how your blog can go from hilariously dirty to poignantly beautiful in the space of two paragraphs.
At first I was all, "oh noes you have a stalker!"
ReplyDeleteThen I was all, "that is cuter than kittens riding unicorns while they both fart rainbows."
Oh! So cute!
ReplyDeleteReal love consitutes of knowing the one you love well enough to know how to express your love to them.
Or...
The universe is showing you signals! It is fate!
That is so sweet and clever. Awwww.
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