Friday, October 12, 2007

Apple and Orange.

Alan is 5'7" and can kiss me without stooping. Benny is 6'1" and can beat me in a fair wrestling match. Alan is 27; Benny is 21. He's the first lover I've had who's younger than I am.

Both of them work at the same company. It's an enormous one and they don't know each other. Alan is a lower-level contract employee, drives a Civic and lives in a studio apartment. Benny is a precocious (and rather overprivileged) fast-tracker; his apartment is huge and his car has leather seats.

They live within a mile of each other. They are both huge geeks. They both have mothers in high-status professions (Alan's mom is a published author) and disabled fathers. Alan is a snotty liberal atheist and Benny is a snotty liberal Jew. Alan smells of cigarettes and whiskey; Benny always smells slightly like semen.

Alan has a slightly bigger cock and unlike Jon he's uncircumcised. Benny lasts longer although both last plenty long enough. Alan is utterly vanilla; his answer to "what do you really want, what is your deepest fantasy?" is "um, sex." Benny is a huge fucking pervert. He's a switch, a fetishist, a porn collector, a freak for butts and feet and leather and rope. He's a dirty old man thirty years early, and I love it.

I didn't realize until I wrote this how much more suitable Benny is on paper. A tall rich kinky Jew? I should be angling for marriage, dammit, not telling him "you know I'm doing another dude, right?" But I like Alan more.

He hugs more.

6 comments:

  1. What is up with this mushy shit? I came here for "cock bending enema bsdm schoolgirl"!

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  2. I think I like the sound of Brandon more...plus the idea of a guy smelling vaguely of semen all the time, kinda grosses me out.
    Plus I have the "mom wants me to marry a rich Jew, so I think I'll marry a poor Catholic" syndrome, so I'm partial to the snotty liberal atheist. Oh yeah, and I'm bias against the name Jon.
    God I'm a bitch.

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  3. I probably give away my true nature when I type things like "bsdm"....

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  4. Bruno, your true nature was gived away a looong time ago. Why do you think I like you?

    And I'm trying to do a dirty post next but Jon's visiting his family in California and Brandon's with his buddies from his stupid lo-fi indie-snob band that he LOVES MORE THAN ME so I have no material.

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  5. I think you'd ideally like a guy who could worship and dom you both. I dunno how hard it is to find a dom that's not an asshole, but Jon sounds like an asshole to me. Are most doms assholes?

    I'm tempted to tell you that I have one of those sweet doms, the kind that makes me breakfast in bed and gives me a backrub and then later that day handcuffs me and leaves me kneeling on the living room floor as he showers and then comes back and does that forced blowjob thing I love so much, but I'd be bragging. Oh and he picks up after himself. KEEPER!

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  6. Jon's not an asshole!

    ...Well. He sort of is, but in many ways (most of which I don't tip on this blog), I'm an asshole. And he's aware of himself the same way I am of myself.

    We have a lot of conversations that go like this:
    "You're just a hobag to me."
    "You're a goddamn pervert asshole."
    "You're so ugly I wouldn't touch you if you couldn't take a flogging."
    "You're a horrible human being."
    "You're a failure."
    *passionate kissing*

    We're asshole buddies!

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