I fell down Benny's stairs.
We'd spent the evening having amazing and very complicated bondage sex, and my head was swimming a little, and I was wearing socks on a slippery floor, and... wheeee bump bump bump THUD. I didn't get badly hurt, just felt ridiculous.
Is it funnier that I'm a top who can be trusted with a naked helpless human body but not basic walking skills, or that I'm a bottom who goes "bruise me, bruise me... OWIE THE STAIRS BRUISEDED ME"?
Either way I'm just glad I didn't crack my head open.