Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Fizzy.

I've noticed I tend to think of penis size in terms of soda containers.

"Hung like a Coke can."
"Hung like a Monster Energy drink."
"Hung like a Red Bull."
"Hung like a two-liter."

7 comments:

  1. Those are all, uh, generous...sizes for human genitalia.






    Right?

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  2. Bruno - Not Red Bull! And there are other possibilities, like old-fashioned Coke bottles or 16-oz. I think the full range of human genitalia can be described (in dimensions if not precise shape) by carbonated drink containers.

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  3. As long as you never have occasion to use the soda-bottle gummy candies as a metric.

    Eeeeeensy little things.

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  4. Lovelybones - Not so far, but it's a good addition to the arsenal.

    Oh, and those weird "energy shots" they sell at gas stations! That would be another good small one.

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  5. This analogy is inspiring my adolescent muse, and I can no longer suppress it. What happens when you shake it up first? Or stick in a Mentos? Have you ever found a prize under the cap? Have you ever laughed so hard it's come out your nose? Or belched after swallowing? Do you prefer twist-offs or pop-tops? Can you drink all of a two-liter in one sitting? Ever finished off a six-pack by yourself? When they're empty, do you recycle?

    I also want to know what flavors you've been drinking.

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  6. Bruno - Hee. :)

    I like it when they come with a six-pack.

    And when they foam over! But you can prevent that if you just give 'em a couple sharp taps on the corner of the table.

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  7. Gads.

    You've been... fortunate.

    I can match a Red Bull tin (and not the supersize one) on a good day and where I come from I'm considered *huge*

    I think my girlfriend would want to be introduced to some of your boyfriends :-)

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