What does it mean when a guy is hard as hell when you slide a buttplug up his ass, hard and dripping and making little "mmm" noises when you make him suck a dildo at your crotch, but goes totally soft when you try to fuck him regular?
Oh well, at least we still had the dildo handy.
No "jon" tag?
ReplyDeleteaw...... maybe he's really gay and denying it??
ReplyDeleteS2, 3, 4 lifts the penis off the floor.
ReplyDeleteBruno - I has forgotted it! But sadly, yes. He's all like nice to me and shit now though. We talk and stuff! Very confusing.
ReplyDeleteMaja - I don't think so; really it was just a matter of position and energy level, I just thought it was funny because I'm a mean person.
William - Breakfast at 7, lunch at 12, dinner at 5!
The chair is against the wall. The linoleum aardvark eats pancakes for dinner.
ReplyDeleteAm I doing this right?
Stingray - Oh, Oh, Oh, To Touch And Feel A Virgin Girl's Vagina And Heiney!
ReplyDelete(Anatomy mnemonics.)
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