My friends and I were sanding a desk in preparation for painting. Specifically, we were working on the legs of the desk, wrapping sandpaper around each leg and vigorously stroking it up and down the wood.
"I think there's some things that men are just naturally better at because it's like masturbating for them. It's a familiar movement."
"So what would women be good at then... stuffing spaghetti into a tomato?"