The same act, in front of both men, on different nights: licking my own juices off their fingers.
Alan: "Augh! This seems so demeaning!"
Benny: "Oh yeah. That's sexy."
The same act, in front of both men, on different nights: telling them the story about a fake blood tank blowing up in my face.
Alan: "Wow. That's crazy! Your life is never boring, is it?"
Benny: "Oh, so that's all that happened? Whatever, kay, let me tell you my story..."