Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Paradoxical Contusions.

Why is it that a long session of absolutely agonizing (seeming) caning leaves no visible evidence at all, but a single near-painless stumble on a metal bracket gives me a giant glorious bruise?

I want bruises, dammit.


  1. OK, I'll bruise you up. ;) You've talked me into it, twisted my arm, etc.

  2. I want bruises too! But it seems no matter how long or hard or with what, I just never bruise. :(

  3. Drew - Aw, I knew I could count on you.

    Maja - Honestly, I think it's just a matter of not getting hit THAT hard even though it sure seems like you are. Hitting a whole bunch in the same spot, and hitting with hard/small rather than flexible/broad things probably helps too.

  4. Well, I aim to please. And bruise, hurt and humiliate. But only in a consensual way!