Today, going through junk salvaged from my parents' house, I found my old Girl Scout uniform!
It still fits! (sort of)
...Man, I never did get very many merit badges. They're all indoorsy ones too like "health" and "multiculturalism." Our troop went camping and hiking plenty--hell, we even learned how to use a machete to bushwhack in dense jungle--but I guess we just never bothered to get the machete merit badges.