Thursday, March 27, 2008

Road Rage.

"I masturbated in the car once. I was driving up [a 45 mph road] and I got really horny and I had a bottle in the car..."

7 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHA! Boys are hilarious!!!

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  2. Poor Karyn. So oppressed by the patriarchy that she can't see the horrible violence Brandon did to Holly, and that Holly did to her, by repeating this tale of degenerate behavior.

    As a superior individual, I offer my condolences and scold her for not being more vigilant. I'd say something to Holly, but she's clearly a lost cause.

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  3. BRUNO! This is my Safe Space! I don't think "jokes" are ever "funny" when they're made by an oppressor.

    Go turn into a woman and then we can have a civil conversation.

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  4. I am trying to understand how masturbation can be road rage. the last thing I ever am when I get off in a car is angry.

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  5. Matty - Because sometimes my post titles are lazily constructed half-puns, and sometimes they're not very good ones, that's why.

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  6. Well if your post title are not always as witty as you would like them to be, the actual substance of the posts make up for it

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  7. I'm a tool of the Patriarch!

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