I think I cracked a rib at work today. CC was on one side of a big heavy thing pushing forwards, I was on the other side pulling backwards, and unbeknownst to me, a metal railing at an awkward angle was right behind me. Crash, crunch, "FUCK!", "uh, sorry folks, I'm okay, sorry about the language, sorry," retreat to privacy, "FUCK FUCK FUCK!"
So (this is still nominally my sex blog, huh?) I'm probably not going to be getting too wild over the next couple weeks. Bleh.