Thursday, June 10, 2010

Do you really want to know the answer to that?

If you ask me to lick your butt, and we have that sort of relationship and you're very very clean there, I will.

But if you then ask me how it tastes, I'm going to tell you.

9 comments:

  1. Hole-y is a Butt SlutJune 10, 2010 at 9:00 PM

    Is this your butt-based metaphorical way of telling me you don't like my picture? You hurt me deep, Hole-y. You hurt me real deep.

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  2. If you weren't multiply-taken, Jack, I tell ya...

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  3. I'm a very perverted girl in many ways, but this is the line I will not cross. Total turn-off. Many a literotica-type fiction has been ruined for me by unexpected rimming. I know that there are many logical arguments that could be made: can be made very clean, genitals which I am thrilled to mouth aren't exactly sterile either, etc. Still. So, yeah, could they expect anything other than, "uh, tastes like ass?"

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  4. ???

    It ain't me, Holly.

    Wasn't me posting the tattoo pic, either, although I found that clever. But I can't claim credit for either Old, Asshole Hole-y Troll, or New & Improved Parody Troll(s).

    "Multiply taken?"

    Hmm. So if I wasn't poly, you'd lick my asshole. I'm not sure if I should blush.

    LMAO.

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  5. Hey, y'know, I have given and recieved both ends of that particular form of sexplay. As long as everyone is clean and willing, it's hot as all hell.

    I love it knowing that I'm not the only one. No one that I know really wants to talk about it, and the one other person who ever brought up doing that in my company was unfortunately hated upon.

    I have a cherished memory of eating my woman's ass while she was on the computer texting one of her friends:

    "Do you want to go and see a *whatever new movie*?"

    "No, I'm busy"

    I found that you can feel total love towards someone at the same time you enjoy the pleasures of their bottom with your tounge.

    Fuck yeah, Holly. You rule.

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  6. Hole-y is a Butt SlutJune 11, 2010 at 5:59 PM

    Wow - even I am getting sock puppets. Very original (Not).

    This shows how deeply my truths have cut the butt slut.

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  7. Hole-y is a Butt SlutJune 13, 2010 at 3:56 AM

    ...No, wait, it shows that I'm a really easy target for mockery.

    DAMMIT!

    *runs crying from the room*

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  8. Team rimming! I think it's the best. But yes, unexpected bad hygiene is an instant dealbreaker.

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  9. Oh Holly, I love these quick posts sometimes. Really, you have such a way of putting these things; straight to the point and funny. Go after shower bum love!

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