As part of my nursing assistant certification, I had to take a state-mandated 7-hour HIV/AIDS training course. It was taught--literally--by two nuns. They were well-educated on the topics of antiviral drugs, the disease course, and care of AIDS patients, but a little funny on modes of transmission.
Not only did they insist that only gay men have anal sex, but they consistently referred to it as "rectal sex."
God. Ew. It makes me want to go to Brandon and offer him some good slurpy pharyngeal sex. Then maybe we can have interfemoral sex before progressing to good old-fashioned intrapelvic sex.