Monday, November 10, 2008

Never mind.

Nah, not getting laid tonight. I'm kinda tired and unhorny and I've got work tomorrow and I'd rather just stay in. HOT LAZY BLOGGER ACTION! Oh baby I'm sitting in a comfy chair with my legs up as I type this oh baby.


  1. hmmmm making a mental picture >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and I like it

  2. Aaaaand Eurosabra has now been supplanted as creepiest commenter to the Pervocracy. Congrats, I suppose.

  3. No, no, no I'm the creepiest commenter. I am!!! I AM!!!

    Oh, dear.

  4. William, you could be the creepiest. You have the talent. You have the ability.

    What you lack is the [i]commitment.[/i] Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

  5. WTC - You're not even slightly creepy, give it up. (Also, you're a coroner, which is awesome! I always wanted to be a coroner! I'm not being sarcastic, I think it would be fascinating. If I ever burn out on live patients I'd seriously consider a career in the mortuary or forensic sciences.)

    The creepiest person to ever comment on this blog is the guy who told me that feminism was a Jewish conspiracy and expected me to be on his side, and I doubt any of you even want to beat him.

  6. William the coroner: about as creepy as a puppy. (Holly knows my feelings on puppies.) And yeah, that must be a damn fascinating career!

  7. I'm creepy?

    Just because I'm so depressed and borderline-Aspie that I need a step-by-step guide to looking for body language indicating signs of interest, and that I actually have to "try" to pick-up women?

    Some of us were born without social intuition, you know. For the record, I have never actually hypnotized a woman into having sex.

    Wait what?