Friday, May 15, 2009

On EMTs.


EMTs do it with rubber gloves on.
EMTs do it allllll night.
EMTs do it with one in the front and one in the back.
EMTs do it with lots of different partners.
EMTs do it while asking "can you feel this?"
EMTs do it within ten minutes.
EMTs do it with firefighters. (Firefighters are great because they always put out.)
EMTs do not pack the vagina.

Thank you.


  1. "EMTs do not pack the vagina."

    Well, not on duty anyway.

    EMTs pump hard and fast...

    ...but only for two minutes at a time, and then we have to tag out with our partner.

    But if you swing that way, we can go on almost indefinitely. *grin*

  2. Ambulance Driver - EMTs can get your clothes off in 10 seconds.

  3. EMTs do it while you're tied down.
    EMTs do it loud and fast.
    EMTs always let doctors finish.
    EMTs always finish first.
    EMTs do it all day and all night.
    EMTs do it in teams.
    EMTs don't wait for you to undress yourself.
    EMTs never take you home.
    EMTs eat where you shit.

  4. Bruno - EMTs do it 4 to 6 times a night.

  5. Firefighters put IT out. Big, big difference.

  6. Hmmm, thinking I should have married an EMT other than a trombone player.

  7. EMTs aren't bothered by a little blood.

  8. Rick - Or feces, urine, sputum, cerebrospinal fluid... hell, about the only fluid that really would freak out an EMT is semen.

  9. BeautifulWreck- Trombone players know how to make it longer.