Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Too hot to fuck.

Today I had to work doing heavy lifting in 114 degree heat. A hundred and fourteen. The worst part is that it isn't cooling down at night; even at 4 AM it doesn't go below 70. I don't have an air conditioner.

And man, it's utterly killing even the idea of getting horny. Sex is so appealing on a cool night, two warm bodies under the covers, cuddling into each other's body heat. Right now, though, it just seems sweaty and uncomfortable. Like... you know the feeling when you sit on a vinyl seat in shorts and your legs just peeeeel off? I think it would be like that.

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  1. Why don't you have A/C? Is it broken, or do you not have it?

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  2. I know the feeling. Nobody has AC here in Upper Wyberia. I'm trying to explain to a buddy from Missouri that, for the two weeks of real hot weather up here, it's not worth the money. But damn, those two weeks are hell. And I'd imagine it's worse for you, if the humidity is what I suspect it to be.

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  3. there's nothing wrong with getting all hot and sweaty, bodies slapping and sliding...


    a shower together afterwards is always nice, too.

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  4. Or combine the festivities with a cool shower.

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  5. Or involve ice: http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=1575645

    Or hell, cut out the middle man: http://www.xtube.com/play_re.php?v=rrocN_S426_

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  6. Where I am, it's currently around 105 for the highs and 75 for the lows. I don't have A/C either. But I can't afford one and live with someone who thinks A/C is the devil (environmental-related reasons) so... iced drinks and cold showers it is. It's also times like this when I wish I didn't live with someone who's nudity-phobic.

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  7. I'm with GoGo & Zeek, while I'm totally a girlie girl and sweating is not in my vocabulary, if it's a super hot fuck session followed by damp sheets and shower, let the heat begin!!

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