I'm in the ER. (Yay hospital wifi.). I hit my head pretty hard on a metal pole and it knocked the fear of Head Bleed into me. I'm 99% sure it's just a concussion and I'm wasting time, but I felt bad enough to get checked out.
And now I'm telling my sex blog about it.
Shit, maybe I hit it harder than I thought.
EDIT: I'm fine. It's a nasty concussion but there's nothing dangerous and I am expected to live. Yay.