Sex. Feminism. BDSM. And some very, very naughty words.
Happy Birthday :)
OLLDD MAAAAIIIDD! Happy birthday! :D
GRRRRRR!No dear I'm a cougar!Huck the Fuskies!
Happy Birthday!Cougars are taller, though.
Happy birthday! :)
Happy birthday :)
Happy Happy Happy Birthday
Happy birthday, beautiful!
Happy birthday, old lady!
You're not a cougar til 30, but Congrats and Happy Birthday, sexy lady!
Happy birthday! May you enjoy many more!
Happy birthday! It's only a few days after mine. :D
Hey John B, screw you. GO DAWGSWOOF WOOF
Happy birthday Holly :) And all those "kitty" metaphors are cultural handwaving over the fact that women get more adventurous, assertive, and comfortable with who they are and what they want as they get older. ;) For all the glorification of adolescence and youth as THE time of your life*/pinnacle of desirability**, you'd be hard put to find a lot of people who would like to back to that age *shudder*. It definitely gets better! :D*/**Maybe for those who peaked in high school, but many of us 'late bloomers' who didn't come into our looks or find our own kind until much after high school didn't find that time to be so much fun as to be endured.
Coming out of lurker mode to wish you a happy birthday! May you have a fantastic day!
you cant be a cougar if youre dating older men. you gotta date 18/19 year old guys!
You've graduated to capybara.
Happy birthday, Holly! May your birthday cake be cheerfully smeared on your boobs and then eaten off. :P
best offer I've had all year. I'll bet neither of us ever patronized our local football team. Though I did at one point use the phrase 'Sacking the Quarterback' for wearing a condom. Since I went to Eastern for the most part, I'm technically an Eagle.So here's a bird for ya honey! Bright side is that with your birthday, I'm no longer twice your age.
Happy birthday miss! Have a great one.
Happy Birthday! And many happy returns! And what is all this 'cougar' nonsense??
*just now gets the 'cougar' jokes*My brother's a Coug. Once a Coug, always a Coug! Go Cougars!! (I was born and raised in Spokane.) So at 23...I'm a Cougar, too!
Same age as me!! Happy happy birthday :D
Here is an article that explains why slutty women have no marriage value, and how a slut who is proud of being a slut is like a drug addict who is proud of taking drugs :http://www.inmalafide.com/2010/11/08/october-2010-stupid-girl-of-the-month/
Happy (now belated) birthday!If you get to be a cougar, can I be a platypus (this is my attempt at silliness and not me coming out as a furry...notthattheresanythingwrongwiththatoranything....).
Happy birthday a day late!
What the fuck is wrong with you, anon?Anyway, all that article says (besides "WOMAN BAD HATE WOMAN GRR VAGINAS MAKE ME ANGRY") is that sluts are bad because they're slutty and that's bad. Well, color me educated.
Yeah, Holly, I guess the next time you're having hot sex with several people at once you'll have to stop and shed a tear for how awful your life is. :DHappy birthday!
Honestly, Holly, I think all he's trying to say is that in the midsts of your multi-orgasmic, mind-blowing sex with two human beings with whom you have a wonderful connection, you should, like, feel bad that you're having so much fun.It's a very Christian thing to say! Maybe he's a Catholic. That would explain a lot of things. Hair shirts and suchlike, right?[/snark]
Late happy birthday :)
Happy belated birthday!
Happy Birthday! Woo!
Nope, you dumbshits.THe article clearly explains that the more sexual partners a woman has, the less suitable she is for marriage.Sure, guys will dump a fuck in her and discard a slut like Holly. But they don't want to be SEEN with her.Surely you dumbshits are not that dumb.
Irrelevant BS is irrelevant, anon. Nobody cares.
Happy happy birthday!
Oh, man. And I was so hoping to marry a guy who judges women based on how much sex they've had. Judgmental pricks with Madonna/whore complex are sooooo dreamy!
My boyfriend is SEEN with me, dumbshit... the "this is why you'll be single forever" bullshit works marginally better on people who are at least single.
Jealous troll is jealous. Happy birthday, Holly! <3 <3 <3
It's especially hilarious to those of us in the commentariat who ARE married."I don't see anything wrong with what Holly does so hostile assholes with massive issues will never want me! OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."
Belated Happy Birthday!Speaking of which, when do we see you in your BIRTHDAY suit, again? (See what I did there?)(Yeah, I know, it wasn't that funny)