Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Unstoppable force, immovable object.

You know what the not-so-great part is about being a girl who can have repeated orgasms in rapid succession, having sex with a guy who has both the muscular and sexual stamina to fuck for literally hours without stopping?

NOT A GOD DAMN THING.


ahhhhhh

14 comments:

  1. I was going to suggest soreness and sheer boredom after orgasm, like, five or so. Judging from my experience with a guy with insane sexual stamina.

    But NOT A GOD DAMN THING works too.

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  2. *cheers for you*

    Like, seriously, no sarcasm. :)

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  3. Ozymandias - That really, really hasn't been a problem for me. I mean, when I say "without stopping," I don't mean literally poundpoundpoundpound--we mix it up position/activity wise, plus I... just don't get bored when it feels ohmygodsogood. Hard to be staring at the ceiling when you're seeing fireworks in your head.

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  4. I did have a boyfriend a while ago who did the poundpoundpoundpound, and it was annoying because he wouldn't switch it up at all, plus he would insist on keeping going until he came even when he clearly was never going to come and it just went on until I just couldn't take it any more.

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  5. ...I'll be in my bunk.

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  6. ...come be in our bunk sometime. :)

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  7. What you describe sound like elite marathon event at Svutlandia Sex Picnic, Ms Holly. Unfortunate, Svutlana no qualify for this event (although attempt many times with assort partners) and have for settle for compete in springboard pommel horse fuck.

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  8. Tangent: As a male, I AM jealous of the female ability (not all females have it, of course) to have multiple orgasms in rapid succession. Naturally, this doesn't make me trans, just avaricious. Any suggestions? Or should I just content myself with being a drone, a one-shot pop gun?

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  9. Addendum to my previous comment:

    I'm sure it could be said that women can be, and are, jealous of both testosterone-based muscle acquisition and male privilege. But of these two, muscle can be supplemented by levers (labor), martial arts (which needs as much coordination and training as it does strength), machines (labor), and guns (war and personal defense).

    As for male privilege, that can and should be neutralized; and I hope it is as soon as possible.

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  10. Anonymous: look into tantric sex. Basically (if I'm remembering properly) you learn to kegel so hard when you orgasm that no semen escapes - which confuses your body into being able to have more orgasms, since the tank's not empty.

    p.s.: for me, weight training made me twice as strong as before but nowhere near as strong as any sedentary piece of shit guy. So I'm still pretty jealous of your testosterone.

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  11. You can have my testosterone -- I'm not really using it right now. :P

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  12. You lucky, lucky person, you. : ) Grr, I absolutely love having sex, but I can't have an orgasm unless I really focus on it. Sometimes I just want to lie back and enjoy getting pounded or bounce up and down on bf's cock while he's tied up and loving it, not screw up my face and think really hard about climaxing. It's really frustrating to feel like I have to orgasm to make bf feel satisfied, even though he always reassures me that he knows that I'm enjoying it and that makes him happy.

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