Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Guess How!

(Professional kinksters, shhh. I want to hear the vanilla people's guesses.)


  1. Considering your earlier post, I would have to guess... Fire cupping?

  2. I want to say you blocked a tee shot, but I suspect it had something to do with suction.

  3. Not a clue.
    Attack by a psycho flying snail?

  4. No idea. Is it my imagination, or does the less-bruised section in the center have a slight suggestion of a flower shape? Well, round petals, anyway.

    My wife just sauntered by fresh out of the shower and tried to eat my lips, so I'm going to go hit the shower and have some vanilla sex.

    Maybe I'll see if she wants to light me on fire. Or not.

  5. I haven't the first clue what that could be. There goes any kink cred I may have collected.

    So, what is it?

  6. Neeeever mind. Just read the above post. Durrrr.