Sharing room with grandma tonight. Don't masturbate.
Rrrggh.
No, she is not "really asleep so it's okay." Don't masturbate.
Rrrggh.
Going into bathroom.
EDIT: Got up. Grandma was in bathroom. !!!
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4 comments:
ROFL Oh no, you poor thing!!
Laughs aside, I sympathize. It's always interesting trying to keep myself under control when we visit with the family...
Wait---your grandmother was in the bathroom masturbating?
I've always been able to keep my desire to masturbate down for a few days if I know I won't have any time alone.
Probably she was just in there reading because she has insomnia but didn't want to keep me up. But who knows?
If one has a roommate who's not one's grandmother, is masturbating without getting caught possible? I mean, I've never watched myself grope the grotto, so I don't know how obvious I am under the covers.
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