Sunday, April 25, 2010

How the pros do it.

I have since learned that the proper way to fuck in WoW is for the man to /lie down and for the woman to stand over his general crotch area and /sit and get up again repeatedly.

This looks about as natural and erotic as you'd expect.

5 comments:

  1. http://www.youtube.com/user/TsavenNava#p/u/74/Cl2oPt5zSQw

    :D

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  2. Please tell me there is an interesting story as to how you learned this.

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  3. Robert,

    The standing up and sitting down thing has long been known in Wow. Mostly it's used (at least by me) to Virtual-Teabag someone, either for the lulz or as an added insult. It's pretty common knowledge.

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  4. I think Metal Gear wins the trophy for best unintended sexy times in a game: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WchSyO_lGs

    I'm kind of glad that only hugs/makeouts can be simulated with Guild Wars emotes. Slaves sometimes seek masters using all chat though.

    @ Anon's video - I'm amazed they haven't gone extinct yet.

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